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Tom Brady is spending his first Super Bowl since retiring for good unsure of what to do with himself.
Brady - who made it official filing for retirement earlier this week after a legendary career that saw him win the Lombardi Trophy seven times - used a meme from the film Talladega Nights to show off his frustration.
The ex-New England and Tampa Bay QB posted a clip from the film in which Will Ferrell's Ricky Bobby is giving an interview and unsure of how to stand, saying: 'I don't know what to do with my hands.'
He later tweeted well wishes to both teams, writing: 'Two of the best tonight in Pat and Jalen. Good luck to KC and Philly, can't wait to watch.'
Brady competed in 10 Super Bowls in his career, winning seven, the most of any player in NFL history.
Future Hall of Fame quarterback Tom Brady is spending his first Super Bowl since retiring - for good, this time - unsure of what to do with himself, using a meme from the film Talladega Nights to show off his frustration
He filed a letter Friday with the NFL and NFLPA to confirm his February 1 retirement, according to Adam Schefter.
The 45-year-old Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback announced his retirement last Wednesday with a pre-recorded video apparently shot on a public beach in South Florida.
By filing his letter Friday he has silenced any queries on whether he may perform another U-turn on retiring and has made himself eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2028.
Last week's announcement came one year to the day that Brady first announced his retirement, a decision he reversed just weeks later.
It had been an emotional and tumultuous 2022-23 season for Brady would be an understatement. On the field, Brady suffered the first losing season of his 23-year-long NFL career as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers squad fell to an 8-9 record.
Off the field, he finalized a highly-publicized divorce from his now-ex-wife and supermodel Giselle Bundchen.
Bundchen and Brady were married for 13 years before their divorce was finalized in October of 2022.
The seven-time Super Bowl winner has a broadcaster job with Fox line up and waiting for him but he recently revealed that he will wait to transition into the booth until the fall of 2024. In other words: NFL fans will go an entire season without Brady in 2023 for the first time this millennium.
Tom Brady has officially confirmed his retirement from professional football to the NFL
Brady announced his retirement - for the second time - on February 1 in an emotional video
Previously, in May, Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch revealed that Brady would eventually be Fox Sports' top NFL analyst, although the starting date for the contract remained unclear.
'We are delighted that Tom has committed to joining the Fox team and wish him all the best during this upcoming season,' said Murdoch, the 50-year-old son of media mogul Rupert Murdoch.
Fox Sports said Brady's on-air partner will be longtime announcer Kevin Burkhardt. The five-time Super Bowl MVP will also work as a 'brand ambassador' for Fox, focusing on 'client and promotional initiatives.'
The New York Post reported that the deal is for 10 years and will pay Brady a record-breaking $375 million - the largest contract in sportscasting history.
In May, Front Office Sports reported that Brady will make as much as $25 million annually in a deal that could be worth up to $200 million.
Either way, his contract surpasses those of other quarterbacks-turned-announcers, like Troy Aikman (reportedly $90 million over five years with ESPN) and Tony Romo ($180 million over 10 years with CBS).
Just some of Brady's records include the most passing touchdowns, passing completions, passing yards, and wins for a quarterback.
He's been named MVP of the league three times and the MVP of the Super Bowl five times - the most of any player.
He filed a letter with the NFL (pictured commissioner Roger Goodell) to confirm his retirement
Earlier in the season, Brady finalized a highly-publicized divorce from Gisele Bundchen
Brady won six titles with New England, with the last coming against the Rams in Super Bowl LIII
Brady won back-to-back Super Bowl titles with New England - the most recent team to do so
Brady's also the greatest playoff quarterback in the sport - with the record for most games started, games won, passing touchdowns, passing yards (in both a playoffs and in a single game).
Of course, the most notable among his accolades would be seven Super Bowl titles - six of which came in New England. Those seven titles are the most of any player in league history.
When he does become eligible for the Hall of Fame in 2028, Brady, thought of as the GOAT by many, is practically guaranteed a spot.
JJ Watt, a former Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals defensive end, also announced his retirement at the end of this season and will join Brady in headlining the Class of 2028.
Brady stripped down to his underwear and shared a very revealing photo to Instagram on Monday - just one week after his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen also flaunted her body while posing up a storm in a skimpy bathing suit for a beach-side photoshoot.
The 45-year-old football star took a page from his ex-wife's book, sharing a nearly-naked image to his Instagram Stories and Twitter account while promoting his underwear line.
The athlete - who recently announced he was retiring from the NFL - wore nothing but a pair of tight, brown fitted underwear as he showed off his incredibly toned abs.
He sat on the edge of an unmade bed with his legs open towards the camera, as he covered his privates with his hand.
The eye-catching snap is unlike anything Tom has ever shared before - and it quickly caused a stir on social media.
Newly-single Tom Brady stripped down to his underwear and shared a very revealing photo to Instagram on Monday
The post comes just one week after his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen also flaunted her body while posing up a storm in a skimpy bathing suit for a beach-side photoshoot
Tom shared the snap in response to a 'deal' he had made with his clothing company, Brady Brand, in which he vowed to 'recreate' one of its ads if his tweet got 40,000 likes
It left many people on the web shocked, some of whom branded it as a 'thirst trap' and others who joked that he had gone 'rogue' since quitting football.
'Tom's been retired one week and already starting an [OnlyFans],' wrote one Twitter user.
'A+ thirst trap from Tom,' said someone else, while another person asked, 'You launching the OnlyFans next?'
'Dude, people's wives and girlfriends are on this app,' read a fourth tweet.
'If this is what retirement gonna make us have to endure from you then I expect to see you at training camp,' a different person tweeted.
Another wrote: 'Bro retired and is gonna go rogue now.'
Tom shared the snap in response to a 'deal' he had made with his clothing company, Brady Brand, which sells shirts, slacks, and underwear.
Back in June 2022, he tweeted that if his post got at least 40,000 likes, he would 'recreate' an ad that the brand had shared promoting a set of boxer-briefs.
And when the apparel line reminded him of his promise on February 6, he responded with the sultry snap.
'Did I do it right?' he captioned it, while tagging footballers Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski, who have also posed in their underwear recently.
'Deal's a deal,' he added.