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1. Charles Leclerc, Ferrari
2. Lando Norris, McLaren
3. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes
4. Carlos Sainz, Ferrari
5. George Russell, Mercedes
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull
7. Pierre Gasly, Alpine
8. Esteban Ocon, Alpine
9. Sergio Perez, Red Bull
10. Oscar Piastri, McLaren
11. Yuki Tsunoda, AlphaTauri
12. Zhou Guanyu, Alfa Romeo
13. Valtteri Bottas, Alfa Romeo
14. Kevin Magnussen, Haas
15. Daniel Ricciardo, AlphaTauri
16. Nico Hulkenberg, Haas
17. Fernando Alonso, Aston Martin
18. Alex Albon, Williams
19. Lance Stroll, Aston Martin
20. Logan Sargeant, Williams
'The pace was maybe not good enough to make Q2 and let's see tomorrow if we can make a good sprint because Sunday is heavily compromised now.
'We should go back and repeat the day completely starting from the morning... too many unknowns in terms of how to operate the new package and the new car.'
It's a double elimination for both Alpha Tauri and Alfa Romeo.
Daniel Ricciardo went slowest in this session - his first in almost two months.
Meanwhile, his teammate Yuki Tsunoda couldn't put up a time to send Perez out of P10 so his day is done.
The two Alfas will start next to each other with Zhou in P12 and Bottas in P13
It's an awful result for Williams - which saw their American driver struggle with track limits and his setup.
But it's truly a nightmare for Aston Martin as both drivers are out.
As for Hulkenberg, he's been pipped to P15 by two-hundreths of a second by the returning Daniel Ricciardo.
Qualifying has been a bit of a mixed bag at COTA in the past - with pole not always a guarantee of victory
2022: Carlos Sainz, Ferrari (finished P20 after crash, won by Max Verstappen of Red Bull)
2021: Max Verstappen, Red Bull (finished P1)
2019: Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes (finished P1)
2018: Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes (finished P3, won by Kimi Raikkonen of Ferrari)
2017: Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes (finished P1)
(Not held in 2020 due to Covid-19 pandemic)
The Florida native is taking part in his second of three grands prix held in his home country, but the season has been tough for him.
He's only made it to Q3 one time in his career - at Zandvoort - but he promptly crashed out of that session.
Now, after finishing practice in P11, he'll hope to make a jump up one spot to try and break into the top ten.
After spending half the season as a test driver, Ricciardo returned to the sport with a seat at AlphaTauri - only to break his hand at Zandvoort just three races into the season.
But following a long recovery process - and missing five races - the Australian is back behind the wheel once again.
He'll hope to impress the Texas crowd, which he has grown to love in recent years.
After rumors swirled that the Mexican could be exiting the sport altogether following this season, Checo laughed them off and remains committed to seeing out the rest of his contract with the Milton Keynes-based outfit.
Today's qualifying session will not be setting the grid for tomorrow's sprint race. Instead, this quali will set the grid for Sunday's full race.
Early Saturday afternoon, the 'Sprint Shootout' will determine the order for JUST the sprint race - which is held later the same day.
This is the only practice session that the drivers are getting all weekend and the results were as follows:
1. Max Verstappen, Red Bull: 1:35.912
2. Charles Leclerc, Ferrari: +0.156
3. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes: +0.281
4. Sergio Perez, Red Bull: +0.300
5. Kevin Magnussen, Haas: +0.560
6. George Russell, Mercedes: +0.562
7. Alex Albon, Williams: +0.580
8. Carlos Sainz, Ferrari: +0.621
9. Nico Hulkenberg, Haas: +0.790
10. Pierre Gasly, Alpine: +0.793
11. Logan Sargeant, Williams: +1.075
12. Esteban Ocon, Alpine: +1.154
13. Yuki Tsunoda, AlphaTauri: +1.192
14. Daniel Ricciardo, AlphaTauri: +1.240
15. Lando Norris, McLaren: +1.344
16. Zhou Guanyu, Alfa Romeo: +1.506
17. Valtteri Bottas, Alfa Romeo: +1.605
18. Fernando Alonso, Aston Martin: +1.928
19. Oscar Piastri, McLaren: +2.508
20. Lance Stroll, Aston Martin: +4.028
The Dutchman has already wrapped up the World Drivers Championship and COTA is one of the tracks he's had some great success at.
Behind him by just one-and-a-half tenths is Charles Leclerc of Ferrari, followed by Lewis Hamilton of Mercedes at just under three-tenths.
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