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RECAP: Mail Sport's live blog for all the latest news and lap-by-lap updates from the Las Vegas Grand Prix race.
Thanks for sticking with me through that thoroughly enjoyable race.
Read Jonathan McEvoy's race report from the Vegas strip below...
Max Verstappen: It was a tough one. I tried to go for it at the start but we ended up a bit wide. The stewards gave me a penalty for that so I had to pass a few cars and there was a lot going on.
It was a lot of fun there. Like I said, with the DRS that helped a lot as well as the low degradation.
Charles Leclerc: What a race, honestly I enjoyed it so much.
At the start it was so tricky but then we had the pace, we passed him back and we were really strong overall. We got a bit unlucky with a safety car and we went for track position and keeping first place but it was tricky with tyres at the end.
But honestly, I enjoyed it.
The weekend didn't start the way it had to start but I'm so glad it ended that way. The sport needed it.
Sergio Perez: 'It started really difficult with some damage. Progressively we were picking one by one. We had really strong pace in that first stint to put ourselves back into contention.
I overtook Charles but I couldn't pull away from him. Max came, he passed us both, and it was quite difficult out there with the gusts of wind. In the end with Charles, I wasn't expecting him. Well done to him and to Max.
It was good for racing [this circuit]. It's like Baku, it makes life a bit harder for you so I think it did deliver.
He may not have enjoyed the weekend, he may have felt 'like a clown' but Max Verstappen has won the Las Vegas Grand Prix,
He didn't have it all his own way but this is his 18th victory of the season. Make that 16 wins from the last 17 Grands Prix.
Absolutely incredible.
Lap 46/50: Not long left in Sin City now. Charles Leclerc is still fighting to try and get second but Max Verstappen, as he has so often this season, looks to be cruising to a race win.
George Russell is running P6 but he still has a five-second penalty which is going to sting.
LAP 41/50: Charles Leclerc is hanging on in there right now in this battle for 1st.
This has been a very fun race and it's not a formality how this one finishes.
Sergio Perez has DRS on Leclerc but Leclerc doesn't have it on Verstappen, who is 1.5seconds ahead of him.
If the Ferrari man gets overtaken he's going to be exposed by those behind.
Lap 36/50: Hang on a minute.
This is ON.
Leclerc came from a long way back heading into Turn 14 and he got the better of Sergio Perez to re-take the lead.
Now Perez is at risk of being passed by Verstappen... who duly does that with some ease. Perez is a sitting duck and is now down to third.
Lap 33/50: Charles Leclerc now finds himself in a Red Bull sandwich with Verstappen now overtaking Piastri into third.
Further down the order this Alpine battle is brilliant as Ocon and Gasly go hell for leather in the Battle for 5th.
Alpine jump on the radio to try and calm their duelling drivers down but good luck with that!
Lap 32/50: Oscar Piastri, currently running third ahead of Max Verstappen, is the fastest man on track right now.
Note: the McLaren has to stop again having used two sets of hard compound tyres. You have to run two different types of tyres during a race.
Meanwhile, Sergio Perez has finally got himself into the lead and ahead of Charles Leclerc.
Big cheer down in the Red Bull garage for that one.
Lap 26/50: WOW! Contact between the Red Bull and the Mercedes.
Verstappen is told his tyre and front wing is fine but how is the Mercedes? That felt like it came out of nowhere.
Verstappen looked to go down the inside and when alongside Russell appears to turn inside.
Did he realise Verstappen was there? Loads of debris on track now.
Lap 23/50: Approaching mid-way distance in this race and everyone is able to catch their breath again after a flurry of early pit-stops.
Verstappen is currently carving his way through the pack with his fresher tyres, with Fernando Alonso his latest victim.
He's up to sixth.
Lap 16/50: Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen playing a classic game of Tom and Jerry here.
The Red Bull man is having trouble with his tyres and his lead has evaporated.
And just like that, Charles Leclerc shows his confidence as he re-takes the lead. Remember, Verstappen has to serve this five second penalty in the pit-lane, too.
Lap 15/50: Tyres are beginning to grain quite badly now so expect a flurry of pit-stops.
Haas and Williams are having issues and are now bringing drivers in slowly but surely.
Meanwhile, Max Verstappen is losing time on Charles Leclerc.
That Ferrari is absolutely RAPID.
Lap 12/50: Max Verstappen has just plugged in a new fastest lap but Charles Leclerc has reduced the Dutchman's lead to sub-2 seconds.
Long way to go yet to see if his five-second penalty hurts or not.
There is still an issue with grip out there, but the speed is absolutely remarkable on a street circuit.
High risk and high reward.
Lap 9/50: Safe to say Verstappen is unconcerned by that penalty as he begins to stretch his lead out in front.
Fair play to Williams here, they are still running fifth and sixth against the odds.
Carlos Sainz, who qualified second but took a 10-place grid penalty, is slumped in 18th after a disastrous start.
Lap 8/50: Wow - so Max Verstappen DOESN'T have to give the lead back to Charles Leclerc, instead he's been given a five-second time penalty when he next pits.
That's scant consolation to Ferrari given Verstappen could well finish 5+ seconds ahead come the end of the race anyway.
Lap 2/50: Lewis Hamilton tumbled to 14th in that chaotic start and Fernando Alonso has already complained of damage.
Virtual Safety Car is out due to the debris down at Turn 1.
Sergio Perez is pitting - you save nine seconds pitting under a VSC compared to normal - but what a frantic start.
Red Bull delighted and Ferrari fuming.
Lando Norris to Sky F1 when asked what it's like to drive this circuit:
'Pretty dreadful because it's the least tyre temp we've had all weekend.
'It didn't feel great but it should just come towards us. The track will improve a lot throughout the race.
'It's a lot more windy and I'm at the back of the grid, so a lot of stuff against me, but it should be a good race.'
Ferrari team principal Fred Vasseur on Sky Sports F1:
"I hope for [Charles Leclerc] that (he can win).
"From the beginning of the weekend we have good pace, very consistent.
"It means that we have to put everything together.
"We know that the race won’t be easy with the graining and we have to stay aware of it, but let’s have a look first on the launch and Turn 1, but we can be confident."
Guest lists at an F1 weekend can often run to 10-12 pages long... but this Vegas and everything is bigger and better and think more 60+ pages of celebs in tow for this one.
There have been busy grids in the past but this is off the charts.
FULL STORY BELOW.
McLaren endured a nightmare qualifying session at the Las Vegas Grand Prix that ended with both drivers Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri eliminated in the first session.
The new street circuit was always expected to prove difficult for McLaren to deal with given their car's performance is more suited to the expansive purpose-built race tracks, rather than street races.
But, the disastrous qualifying session went worse than expected.
FULL STORY BELOW.
Expect the unexpected at a race as glitzy as this one... and there was a surprise FaceTime call in the Williams garage ahead of this race for Logan Sargent.
The young American driver got some quick words of advice from NFL legend Tom Brady.
A man who, above everything else, knows about winning.
Rows of empty seats could be seen as qualifying for the La Vegas Grand Prix got underway on Saturday, as a chaotic first weekend of Formula One racing in Sin City in over four decades continued.
F1's first GP weekend in the city since 1982 got off to a rocky start when a loose drain cover halted Friday's first practice session and delayed the second, which ran well into the early hours of the morning.
As a result, many spectators missed the bulk of the action on Friday and images would suggest that trend has continued into the second day of racing in Nevada.
FULL STORY BELOW.
Here is how it played out in Saturday's qualifying session...
1 Charles Leclerc - Ferrari
2 Carlos Sainz - Ferrari *
3 - Max Verstappen - Red Bull
4 George Russell - Mercedes
5 Pierre Gasly - Alpine
6 Alex Albon - Williams
7 Logan Sargeant - Williams
8 Valtteri Bottas - Alfa Romeo
9 Kevin Magnussen - Haas
10 Fernando Alonso - Aston Martin
11 Lewis Hamilton - Mercedes
12 Sergio Perez - Red Bull
13 Nico Hulkenberg - Haas
14 Lance Stroll - Aston Martin **
15 Daniel Ricciardo - AlphaTauri
16 Lando Norris - McLaren
17 Esteban Ocon - Alpine
18 Zhou Guanyu - Alfa Romeo
19 Oscar Piastri - McLaren
20 Yuki Tsunoda - AlphaTauri
* starts 12th after 10-place grid penalty
** starts 19th after a five-place grid penalty
Thursday night into Friday morning we had a loose manhole cover that caused utter chaos.
Now an oil spill has got heads spinning.
READ THE FULL STORY BELOW.
Good morning, one and all.
It's an early start for fans in the UK (and a late on for those of you Stateside) as we prepare for live coverage of the Las Vegas Grand Prix.
It's a star-studded event with celebrities fighting tooth and nail for invites to Sin City, and we will get underway with lights out in just under an hour.
Ferrari's Charles Leclerc starts on pole, with world champion Max Verstappen second.
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