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Follow Mail Sport's live blog for the latest news and lap-by-lap updates from qualifying at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
Will Verstappen make it 19 wins from 22 this season?
You wouldn't bet against it, but here is how the full grid will look tomorrow when the lights go out.
1 Verstappen
2 Leclerc
3 Piastri
4 Russell
5 Norris
6 Tsunoda
7 Alonso
8 Hulkenberg
9 Perez
10 Gasly
11 Hamilton
12 Ocon
13 Stroll
14 Albon
15 Ricciardo
16 Sainz
17 Magnussen
18 Bottas
19 Guanyu
20 Sargeant
That concludes a dramatic qualifying session with plenty of twists and turns.
However, it seemed inevitable Verstappen would finish in pole yet again after a scinitliatng performance across all three sessions as he looks to end a memorable season in fine fashion.
That's four different teams in the top four too.
The full results from Q3 are as follows:
1 Verstappen
2 Leclerc
3 Piastri
4 Russell
5 Norris
6 Tsunoda
7 Alonso
8 Hulkenberg
9 Perez
10 Gasly
Carlos Sainz has just been speaking after his early surprise elimination to Sky Sports.
'It was a very bad situation we found ourselves in, leaving the pits as the last car. Also the situation with the traffic in the first and second sector, all the guys who had just finished their lap. I don't think they got out of way very nicely but it is our fault. We had problem in the front wing which delayed us quite a bit. This has been a ticky weekend because it's not the pace we need... It will be very difficult to secure P2 in Constructors Championship now. We need to work out what to do to get decent points tomorrow.
Ricciardo, Gasly, Albon, Ocon and Hulkenberg are currently in the elimination zone, with the latter seeing a lap time deleted.
Norris is currently second quickest, +0.180 seconds behind Verstappen.
Hamilton is flirting on the cusp of it in 10th plcae and he looks set for a second run in Q2 imminently.
Sargeant had bounced back by jumping up to fourth on the leaderboard.
But, oh no! He's had his time deleted again after breaching track limits on turn one.
He's almost certain to be out of qualifying already and he has been out-qualified by Albon, his team-mate, on every occasion this year.
Meanwhile, there is a bit of a queue in the pit lane heading out and Verstappen is not happy, which comes after yesterday's drama.
We're now just minutes away from qualfying getting underway.
Lewis Hamliton has the most poles of any driver in Abu Dhabi with five ?
Could he add to that today? His recent form doesn't suggest so, but what a way that would be for the seven-time world champion to end what has been
a dramatic week.
If you hear noise emanating from the Mercedes hospitality area here in Abu Dhabi, it is the sound of feet being stamped.
The team who once dominated the sport with serene efficiency are now in a state of meltdown. The latest example of Toto Wolff’s thin skin came when he ordered his PR operative to ask me to leave their building ahead of Lewis Hamilton’s press conference.
My chief offence, it seems, was to have questioned Wolff in the press conference in Las Vegas last week when practice was delayed. Wolff was denying the obvious embarrassment this represented at the sport’s all-new showpiece event.
Read Jonathan McEvoy's full Pole Position column from this week below...
Max Verstappen reignited his rivalry with Mercedes by hitting out at 'slow' Lewis Hamilton and George Russell after a bizarre clash in practice which saw the Red Bull driver attempt to overtake both in the pit-lane.
An impatient Verstappen was seen weaving past rivals in the narrow pit-lane during practice at the Abu Dhabi circuit.
While plenty were left unimpressed by Verstappen's antics, the Dutchman turned the focus around onto Hamilton and Russell who he felt were 'silly' in trying to 'squeeze' him into the wall.
Understandably, Max Verstappen has the most pole positions in 2023, which is no surprise given he has won 18 of the 21 races.
However, he has only actually started in pole on 11 of those occasions, with Charles Leclerc fronting the grid the second most on five times.
Sergio Perez and Carlos Sainz both have two poles, while Lewis Hamilton has one.
There might be a huge Premier League game involving his former club going on right now, but Sergio Aguero is one of the many celebrities out in Abu Dhabi.
The Manchester City icon was rocking a club-themed racing gear outfit earlier today as he walked through the racing paddock.
His old City number, 10, adorned his outfit in a flourish that will bring back many memories for the club's fans.
The big drama in F1 this week has been surrounding Lewis Hamilton's future.
Red Bull chief Christian Horner claimed in an exclusive interview with Mail Sport that a representative of the seven-time world champion approached his team over a potential move.
Hamilton dennied this and labelled Horner a 'lonely stirrer' as they exchanged a war of words.
It seems only yesterday that the 2023 F1 season was getting underway in Bahrain but here we are with the final race of the year in Abu Dhabi.
It's been one-way traffic for pretty much the whole campaign with Red Bull winning all but one of the 21 races so far.
18 of those have gone to Max Verstappen, with the Dutchman lifting his third world title last month in Qatar.
They've wrapped up the Constructors championship too, on a whopping 822 points, but second place is still up for grabs with on Mercedes just four points clear of Ferrari on 392 and 388 respectively.