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Relive Mail Sport's live blog with the latest news and updates as Jason Kelce addressed the media at a press conference to announce his retirement.
So this all brings us here today, where I announce that I'm retiring from the NFL after 13 seasons with the Philadelphia Eagles.
And today I must admit, I am officially overrated. Vastly overrated. It took a lot of hard work and determination getting here.
I have been the underdog by entire career, and I mean this when I say it - I wish I still was.
Few things gave me more joy than proving someone wrong. My mother used to tell people and still says to this day: "If you want Jason to do something, all you have to do is tell him you can't." And that was true in more ways than I care to admit.
I suppose that comes from an upbringing where my parents told me, "Jason... you can do anything you want to. As long as you put your mind to it and work hard to achieve it."
So whenever I was faced with doubters in my career, the American dream would burn from deep inside my bones.
I still remember the moment she walked through the door. The first instance is burned in my retina, it was like she glided through the opening, an aura around her. Then she started talking and I thought "man, is this what love feels like?" She was beautiful, smart, serious yet playful. I knew it right away.
I think it's no coincidence that I have enjoyed the best years of my career with Kylie by my side. Every accolade I have ever received in my life has come with her in my life.
She has brought the best out of me through love, devotion, support, honesty, intelligence, and of course a swift kick in the a** from time to time. She has also given me three beautiful girls in a life that increasingly brings me more fulfilment off the field than it does on.
We've had a great run, Ky.
'This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men to accomplish something. We were a bunch of underdogs,' he said. 'And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog.
'Everybody wonders why we’re so mean. Everybody wonders why the Philadelphia Eagles’ aren’t the nicest fans. If I don’t eat breakfast, I’m f****ng p****d off!!!'