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A rowdy spring breaker may be facing some awkward conversations on her return after telling a Fox News broadcast the only things she can't live without are 'bronzer and cocaine'.
The intoxicated college senior was being interviewed by Fox and Friends’ Lawrence Jones III on the first day of the raucous celebrations in Florida when she made her candid confession.
'How do y'all start your day?’ Jones asked the woman, who did not give her name, as she crowded with her friends outside a noisy bar.
'Two things we can't live without, bronzer, and cocaine,' she slurred back.
‘Bronzer and cocaine?’ the startled reporter repeated.
‘Wake up, put on bronzer, cocaine, we're good for the day,’ she confirmed.
Spring breakers seize the night at a beach just off Las Olas Beach in Fort Lauderdale
Commentators on X were unimpressed as the clip ticked past half-a-million views
‘I'm a senior in college and here I am,' she continued, 'My two go-tos. Bronzer and cocaine.’
The unexpectedly frank confession came as the holiday season entered full swing in the Sunshine State, despite curfews, bag checks and beach closures in the city of Miami.
Spring Break last year saw 488 arrests in Miami Beach, more than 230 of which were for felony offenses, two people were killed and more than 100 firearms were seized.
Curtailments this year include parking fees reaching $100 and early bar closures at 6pm in an attempt to rein in the chaos.
It means that much of the party has now moved 45 minutes north to Fort Lauderdale where authorities appear to be slightly more relaxed.
Groups of bikini-clad girls and jeering guys also flocked to the packed-out Jacksonville beach where women could be seen brawling with each other in front of frat bros in boozed-fueled wrestling matches which sometimes turned violent.
And there was barely a patch of open sand to be had on some stretches of Fort Lauderdale Beach, often dubbed as 'Spring Break Central.'
Photographs from the first day of the long vacation show bikini-clad girls partying on the beach and cops patrolling the streets in large numbers.
The sun-worshipping cocaine lover may wish to avert her eyes from X where Jones’ clip of his interview was ticking past half-a-million views on Tuesday afternoon.
Fox's Lawrence Jones III was making his annual trip to cover spring break for the channel
There was a greater police presence with officers on bicycles, buggies, and SUVs
Spring breakers party on Las Olas Beach in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida on Monday
A group of spring breakers pose for the camera, some with a drink in hand
A spring breaker does a backflip on Las Olas Beach in Fort Lauderdale
‘Could you imagine being her parent?’ Mark Davis wrote.
‘Now this lady is unhireable congratulations!’ added @PSP_Podcast
‘Thank God Biden forgave her student loans - neither bronzer nor cocaine come cheap,’ wrote @MrsBodington. Congratulations Starbucks on your new Cold Brew Manager!
‘Hopefully she makes it till the end of spring break,’ wrote @1960Gina
‘I hope Mom, Dad, and any living grandparents are Fox News watchers to get a view of what their daughter is doing with their money,’ added Thomas Connop.
Earlier this month Miami Beach officials released a comic video intended deter bad behavior and announcing the city’s intention to 'break up with spring break.'
'It's not us, it's you,' announced one actor to camera.
'This March you can expect things like curfews, bag checks, and restricted beach access,' another revealed.
'DUI checkpoints, $100 parking, and strong police enforcement for drug possession and violence' are all part of the plan.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said that he and his state level employees are 'ready to help our local communities maintain order'.
Despite it being dark, the spring breakers continued to wear their bikini tops into the night
The week is only just getting started with one girl receiving a dose of alcohol on Monday night
Police aimed to maintain order as Fort Lauderdale Beach became a spring break hotspot
Police officers were happy to pose with spring breakers on Fort Lauderdale Beach
He's ordered 140 state troopers out to various hot spots, and promised to send additional backup if necessary.
'We don't welcome mayhem,' he added.
'The state has a lot going on, it’s a fun place to be at and we want to see people do that, but we also are going to insist that people respect the law.
'Florida may be popular for Spring Break, but it is inhospitable to criminal activity.'