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Horoscope today: Daily guide to what the stars have in store for YOU - March 14, 2024

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My son and I just completed a virtual tour of the pyramids. It was fascinating and fun, but it was strange not to experience the physicality. 

Despite all the talk about the 'metaverse' and VR headsets, there's no way of escaping the fact that the digital landscape feels lonely. 

Today, quirky Uranus encourages breakthroughs grounded in reality. The most exciting future is one we can reach out and touch.

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ARIES 

March 21 - April 20

We're supposed to put the past behind us. But wouldn't it be wiser to put it in front? If we could keep it in view, it might find it harder to twist and change according to our current circumstances. It's strange how quickly our perception of historic events, relationships, adventure and misadventures alters depending on our mood. Your history is in the process of rewriting itself. As you discover that you haven't quite been through what you think you've been through, you'll realise that you're in a much better place than you thought.

How can you stay focused and happy? Your in-depth forecasts hold the advice you need. cainer.com

Oscar Cainer: Today, quirky Uranus encourages breakthroughs grounded in reality. The most exciting future is one we can reach out and touch.

Oscar Cainer: Today, quirky Uranus encourages breakthroughs grounded in reality. The most exciting future is one we can reach out and touch.

TAURUS 

April 21 - May 21

You've spotted an opening. An opportunity has appeared. For the moment, you're uncertain about where it will take you, and what to do to make the most of it. Which is why you're investing time and energy into preparing for your journey. You're making sure you're equipped with every resource that might be needed. Yet windows of opportunity aren't necessarily big. And you've packed the psychological equivalent of an outsized travel bag. What you really need is confidence. The rest, you can leave behind. Get going!

For excellent advice to guide you through the twists and turns ahead. cainer.com

GEMINI 

May 22 - June 22

The idea of change is exciting. But only if it's the right kind of change. Even if it's positive and long overdue, we don't want to be overwhelmed by its speed. Feeling like we're out-of-control, with no say in the direction we're heading towards isn't much fun. We want to have our hands on the steering wheel and access to the brakes. But could you be applying brakes on a process that holds the potential to transform your world? Relax today. You're on the right road, heading to a great destination. The sooner you arrive, the better.

There's no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. Your in-depth forecasts can help at cainer.com

CANCER 

June 23 - July 23

You're starting to grow more aware of issues you weren't previously aware of. It's not only that you're uncovering useful information, you're seeing with fresh eyes, which means you're looking at your life and perceiving things differently. Something you've been searching for has been hiding in plain view. It's been there all along. Although this is slightly disconcerting, it's excellent news. Once you get over the element of surprise, you'll see this as a gift. You can stop hunting for something you thought you lacked, and get cracking.

What does your heart desire and how can you achieve what you really want? See your in-depth forecasts at cainer.com

LEO 

July 24 - August 23

Self-discipline deserves praise. Self-denial deserves disapproval. It's one thing being able to moderate our behaviour, and another to think we're unworthy of something. You're questioning your motivation, and it's throwing you into self-doubt. But as long as you're not embarking on action that will be harmful to you (or anyone else) you need to stop thinking and start doing. You're being offered an opportunity. If you take it, it will lead to an improvement in your status and social life. You're fully entitled to this. Go!

Curious to know more? There's always valuable news in your in-depth forecasts at cainer.com

VIRGO 

August 24 - September 23

Why go to the bother of thoroughly investigating something when you can jump to a quick decision? Surely you've got enough evidence: since other people are intent on sharing their opinions with you, why can't you just trust what they say, and make a move? Yet you're an intuitive Virgo. And despite the fact that all the info you're receiving is pointing in one direction, you can't shake off a hunch that it's not pointing in the right direction. Your powers of discrimination are at their peak right now. Go with your gut. You're right.

Success is about attitude and timing. Your in-depth forecasts show the way to positive change. Visit cainer.com

LIBRA 

September 24 - October 23

If we take time to study a beautiful flower it's possible, if we choose, to find fault with it. We can criticise anything. Even perfect plans have flaws. Every positive contains a negative. But what if we take a critical view of the human tendency to be critical? That can be a game-changer! It makes us aware of our power to make ourselves feel better (or worse) depending on our attitude. Today brings a choice. You can look at your current situation as being problematic, or you can see it as being full of potential. Choose the latter option.

You've got lots to look forward to. The inspiration you need is in your in-depth forecasts at cainer.com

SCORPIO 

October 24 - November 22

Psychologists say that we all fall into patterns of behaviour. If, for example, we've been bullied, we're more likely to attract more of that unpleasantness into our worlds. But there are ways to break free from whichever undesirable cycle we happen to be dealing with. It begins by refusing to accept something as 'inevitable'. Once we choose to let go of those kinds of negative expectations, life has a way of responding by presenting us with the opposite. With a change of attitude today, you'll welcome a well-deserved gift.

Knowledge is power. Find out how to take full advantage of your astrological assets at cainer.com

Oscar tells those born under Pisces that with Venus, the planet of love and pleasure in their sign, if they expect the best, they'll be delighted by what life brings their way

Oscar tells those born under Pisces that with Venus, the planet of love and pleasure in their sign, if they expect the best, they'll be delighted by what life brings their way

SAGITTARIUS 

November 23 - December 21

You're not someone who gives up easily. You like a challenge. So just because you're dealing with a situation that feels unfair doesn't mean you're going to abandon all hope and get back under the duvet... does it? Don't do that! This inspiring cosmic climate brings opportunities to instigate change. You can turn something around in a way that works to your advantage. It's time to summon your optimism and apply your energy. Once you've found a way to deal with this problem, the path towards progress will be clear.

What's in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments! For good news, see your in-depth forecasts at cainer.com

CAPRICORN 

December 22 - January 20

Imagine that you're wandering around town with a friend. You're distracted by something, and when you've finished being distracted, you turn to talk to them, but they've disappeared. So, you head off to find them. Meanwhile, they return to where they last saw you; but you're not there. Yikes. In a similar way, you're searching for something that's searching for you. You think you know where it is. But you're looking in the wrong place. And that's making it hard for it to find you. Relax today. You'll allow a natural process to unfold.

Make the most of your opportunities. Your in-depth forecast have inspiring news at cainer.com

AQUARIUS 

January 21 - February 19

Since people say the silliest things it's no wonder we can't always believe what we hear. But we have to be careful about what we dismiss. Just because something sounds ridiculous, or is being presented in a way that's easy to scorn, doesn't mean it doesn't hold useful information. It's worth considering something that sounds unbelievable, or too good to be true today. Question whoever is talking. And question your response. With your ruler in such a strong position, something silly could be exactly what you're looking for.

Transform your life! To move forwards in a positive direction, there's good news when you visit cainer.com

PISCES 

February 20 - March 20

Would you like something delightful to happen? I'm hoping your answer is 'Yes'. I'm not trying to alert you to the chance of it occurring so that you stay on guard and stop it. Why wouldn't you want it? Unless, of course, you prefer keeping your expectations low to avoid disappointment. But there's no need for that. Feel free to dream big today. With Venus, the planet of love and pleasure in your sign, if you expect the best, you'll be delighted by what life brings your way. Positive thoughts can transform into positive realities.

For advice to guide you through the twists and turns ahead, see your in-depth forecasts at cainer.com

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