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A young woman has taken to TikTok to spill all the tea - and then some - about her craziest memories from her days as a high school student at a boarding school.
Caroline Jones, 21, posted a three-minute video dishing on all of the scandalous goings-on and various strange rituals that went in within the confines of her boarding school.
'Boarding school things that would send non-boarding school kids into a coma,' Caroline, who attended the $72,000-a-year Episcopal High School in Alexandria, Virginia, began.
First, she mentioned 'mass meeting,' describing it as a 'surprise rave' that students used to throw in secret 'before every single one of our major rivalry games.'
Caroline Jones, 21, dished on all of the boarding-school drama she had experienced during her high-school days
Despite the school efforts to stop kids from hooking up, Caroline described that hook-up culture was nonetheless rampant as student got creative in where they did they act
'It was a chance for the entire student body to go literally half naked to sweaty-dance around in strobe lights in our wrestling cage for 30 minutes. And then it got shut down by faculty.'
Caroline had also heard of someone 'going on medical leave because the entire school found out you cheated on your boyfriend and you couldn't take the hate.'
With that, the 'hook up culture in general is just crazy,' she continued, adding that there was so much going on behind closed doors 'that still no one knows about.'
The 'craziest story' Caroline had heard about was one girl who would wake up at 6am to do her make up to hook up with one guy before classes started for the day - and then, at 6 pm, she'd hook up with the guy's best friend.
'And it went on for months,' Caroline described.
As for 'hook up spots,' Caroline recalled a wide range of covert places that she had heard of hook ups happening.
'I know people who did it for the first time in a field hockey goal outdoors, and in the back of a school bus.'
She continued to list a variety of other places, including: 'music practice rooms, trophy halls, auditorium stairs, locker rooms, the football stadium, teachers' offices, on the desk, public bathrooms.'
The reason 'people got creative with hookup spots' she further explained was because of strict rules around the girls' and boys' dorms, with members of the opposite sex having to sign in to visit the other lodgings.
'And the door had to be cracked and the boy had to leave by a certain time,' Caroline added.
With that, there'd be a designated faculty member known as The Rover who was 'devoted to literally just catching students hook up.'
Caroline attended the $72,000-a-year Episcopal High School in Alexandria, Virginia
'During our free time before mandatory study hall, they literally just walk around campus and try and catch kids hooking up,' she described of The Rover's responsibilities.
At the same time, she had heard of 16-year-old boys using acid in their dorm on a Tuesday.
There were also random 'room checks' in the dorms, which compelled students to hide 'alcohol, drugs, vapes, whatever, in the ceiling tiles.'
'You would also find other people's old stuff in the ceiling tiles,' she continued.
On the more 'tame' side, she recalled students going to their teachers' on-campus lodging late at night 'in your pajamas and ask for homework help.'
More generally, students got 'kicked out' on a regular basis, admitting: 'Getting kicked out at boarding school is so normal.'
What's more, administrators would announce who got expelled 'in chapel, in front of the entire school, who was getting kicked out and what they were getting kicked out for.'
If any of the 'popular' people got kicked out, 'it was literally like someone died. Like it was disrespectful on the day they got kicked out,' Caroline described.
In her junior year, when her entire dorm had to be evacuated due to mold, she and other students 'slept in the headmaster's house with him and his wife, for like two months.'
'Our biggest football rivalry game made us look like a cult,' she continued, going on to describe 'half-naked cheerleaders running around a huge pit of fire to get you hyped up for a football game.'
Further, the school's cheerleading squad, in her view, was more like a 'spirit squad, but on acid.'
On Senior Prank Day, she recalled hijinks like 'putting fish in the holy water in the chapel' as well as 'putting laxatives in the dining hall coffee.'
And last on her list, Caroline put forth 'nice and sweet' memories of playing 'dorm games' with her fellow classmates.