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Horoscope today: Daily guide to what the stars have in store for YOU - March 18, 2024

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In the aftermath of St Patrick's Day, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's recovering from one too many Guinnesses!

Following the Sun-Neptune link, we could still be swept away by enthusiasm. But being immersed in the moment doesn't need to involve actions that lead to regrets. 

We can transcend boundaries today. With a positive outlook, we'll be inspired by what we find.

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ARIES 

March 21 - April 20

Are you connecting the correct dots and crossing the right 't's? Are you reading too much into someone's behaviour?  Or looking at the situation you're handling, comparing it to a historic scenario, and expecting the same result? If you're enthusiastic about whatever you're feeling and thinking, here is a vote of approval.  Keep doing what you're doing. But if you're predicting a disappointing development, it's time to reconsider and reset. 

The past will only repeat itself if that's what you're expecting it to do. To hear how your life could change for the better, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601.

Following the Sun-Neptune link, we could still be swept away by enthusiasm

Following the Sun-Neptune link, we could still be swept away by enthusiasm

TAURUS 

April 21 - May 21

One inspiring conversation could change everything. But it has to be based on honesty. You need to share what's on your mind and in your heart, use your highly honed instincts to choose the right moment, and ensure that you're talking about the right thing, to the right person. We sometimes talk for the benefit of our own ears; getting things off our chest feels good. But when we really need to communicate, we have to think about how our words are being heard. 

Make the most of a chance to have a real dialogue today. There's excitement in the skies. Find out how to maximise your luck this week. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI 

May 22 - June 22

Where are you heading? Backwards, forwards or sideways? We tend to think that reversing is negative. But making a decision to revisit the past and review an old idea can be valuable. Sometimes this involves recognising the value of something we've been taking for granted. As long as you're not letting anyone down, there's no shame in discarding one idea and replacing it with another one. Even so, you can't spend the rest of your life doing what someone else thinks you should. 

Time to be honest and direct. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. For your latest forecast, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER 

June 23 - July 23

Some people say that one of the most surprising things about life is its predictability. As examples, they point out that the Sun rises and falls every day. And that planet Earth's inhabitants spend most of their time fulfilling regular routines. When such folk find themselves dealing with something unexpected, they blame themselves for having failed to see the warning signs. There's no point wasting time wondering how you got yourself into your current situation. 

Trust that it's for the best. And go with it. Your week-ahead, in-depth forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO 

July 24 - August 23

Somebody in your world is asserting their authority and power. Which is frustrating. But maybe you shouldn't rush to assert yourself and assume their position. Instead, suppose you try supporting them? After all, the weight of responsibility is on their shoulders. Ultimately, they'll get to a destination that benefits you. You're concerned because you want to guarantee the right outcome. But since that will happen, why do you need to make all that extra effort? 

It's time to trust. The rewards will be sweet. I've got a special message. Give me four minutes and I'll give you the key to your future: 0906 751 5605.

We can transcend boundaries today. With a positive outlook, we'll be inspired by what we find

We can transcend boundaries today. With a positive outlook, we'll be inspired by what we find

VIRGO 

August 24 - September 23

Do you  consider yourself to be successful? I hope so. If you're the kind of soul who's inclined to doubt your achievements, it's worth considering how you define success. It doesn't relate to the amount of money you've got in the bank; lots of rich folk have unsuccessful relationships. Or fail to appreciate life's gifts (like the sunrise, and good conversations). So, if wealth is how we quantify success, we've got something wrong. The best kind of success is available to you now. It involves appreciation. 

The future is waiting for you. When you get there, you're going to love it! For insight, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA 

September 24 - October 23

An act of kindness is never foolhardy. It's never a mistake to be generous either. Yet we downplay these qualities and dismiss them as naïve. But what we all know in our hearts is if we expect the best of someone, they give their best. And even if it's not good enough, it's the best they can do; and somehow, that's good for everyone. You're worried that if you're kind and generous with someone you'll be viewed as being weak. But that's a small price to pay. 

You're being good-hearted, and that will lead to a reward. Your four-minute, week-ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO 

October 24 - November 22

The world is full of consumers. Which means it's also full of people trying to sell things. This goes further than online shopping; even ideas, beliefs and political agendas succeed or fail depending on their ability to attract a strong level of enthusiasm. But if we're struggling to choose between a cappuccino or a mocha, how can we hope to make good choices about how we lead our lives and organise our world? Asking questions might not make you more certain today, but it's better than being certain and wrong. Lift your spirits. 

Change your life! Your four-minute, week-ahead forecast has great news. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS 

November 23 - December 21

You have special people in your world. They come with their problems and differences, but are kind-hearted enough to be there for you when you need them. Expect demands on your time and energy today. Someone requires your support. But you have other things in mind. If you're wise, you'll make time to listen. You'll deepen a channel of communication with surprising rewards. 

Negating your needs for someone else's can bring emotionally satisfying treasure. Want to hear priceless information about your week ahead? Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN 

December 22 - January 20

There are lots of things that money can do, but it can't buy us love. Or time. It can, of course, buy the illusion of these things. But illusions are notoriously flimsy. And, fortunately, life brings us many treasures for free, such as wisdom, insight and appreciation. If you follow your intuition today, you can access an abundance of these qualities. By generously sharing your views on a perplexing situation, you'll enable other people to express their feelings. And together, you can create a sense of closeness. That's priceless. 

Do yourself a favour; treat yourself! There's exciting news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS 

January 21 - February 19

When you take something on, you do your best to achieve it. But who takes over when you run out of steam? Who ensures you take time to look after yourself? Who guides you away from nonsensical ideas towards more realistic options? No matter how fortunate you are in this respect, ultimately, we all have to take care of ourselves. It's time for some self-care today. Be as kind as you can be. Other people will pick up on your self-awareness, and respond in kind. 

They'll help protect you from any stressy situations too. In a week of celestial creativity, transform your life. For your forecast, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES 

February 20 - March 20

The presence of Venus in your sign can't be underestimated. The planet of love and pleasure is exalted in Pisces, which means it's even more influential. The blessings of this powerhouse affect you on emotional, psychological and spiritual levels. With this cosmic support, you can stand back and allow things to unfold in your world. You don't have to fight, or work so hard. And if you find yourself facing a tricky situation, try not to get involved. Your smile is your best weapon. You can solve any problems with it today. 

I've got so much more to tell you. Your latest four-minute forecast is packed with insight. Call 0906 751 5612.

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