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The world's quirkiest themed cruises revealed, from a nude cruise to a voyage for cat-lovers and a Star Trek trip. Which one floats YOUR boat?

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Thought cruises were over the top? You haven't seen anything yet. 

These themed voyages will open your eyes to a whole new level of extravagance.

There's a cruise for cat-lovers, a nude cruise where guests are encouraged to strip off and a voyage for those with a deep love for disco.

Or how about a clothing-optional cruise for couples or an out-of-this-world Star Trek cruise?

Scroll down to see which one floats your boat...

Meow Meow Cruise - a voyage for cat-lovers 

Get the paw-ty started: Meow Meow Cruise is the ultimate cruise for cat-lovers (though cats aren't allowed on board)

Get the paw-ty started: Meow Meow Cruise is the ultimate cruise for cat-lovers (though cats aren't allowed on board)

The Meow Meow Cruise is the purr-fect voyage for cat-lovers.

Cats aren't allowed on board, but feline fanatics can meet like-minded people through meet and greets, group dining, group trivia, and more.

This year's voyage - a four-night Caribbean cruise from Miami aboard Virgin Voyages' Scarlet Lady - has already sailed. For those who missed out, there will be a cat cruise to Alaska in 2025 with Carnival Cruise Lines.

Prices start at $1,550 (£1,221). To book, register via meowmeowcruise.com

The nude cruise 

Could you bare it? Bare Necessities Tour and Travel offers cruises for nudists

Could you bare it? Bare Necessities Tour and Travel offers cruises for nudists

Most guests on this cruise pack light - very light.

It's run by Bare Necessities Tour & Travel, which encourages guests to strip off, but does issue a few guidelines.

One rule is that 'lingerie, fetish-wear, and excessive genital jewellery' are banned, as is nudity when the ship is docked and during meals in the dining rooms.

Guests must also make sure that they're sitting on a towel or an article of clothing 'when bare bottomed or in a thong or G-string'.

The Bare Necessities Tour & Travel website adds that this rule applies 'everywhere... your stateroom, on the pool deck, in the buffet area, all venues aboard, and even while on excursions'.

And it stresses: 'Social nudity is not a sexual activity, and we strive to dispel the misconception that it is anything but natural and beautiful.'

The next nude cruise - billed as The Big Nude Boat - will depart in February 2025 from Miami to Mexico aboard the Norwegian Pearl. Tickets start at $2,000 (£1,578). For more information visit cruisebare.com/cruises.

The Ultimate Disco Cruise 

This disco-dedicated cruise sees a ship turned into a 'floating dance club'

This disco-dedicated cruise sees a ship turned into a 'floating dance club'

How deep is your love for disco? Very deep? Then the Ultimate Disco Cruise could be for you.

The next sailing is a Miami to Mexico round-trip, departing in February 2025, with the ship - the Norwegian Pearl - turned into a 'floating dance club'.

Ultimate Disco Cruise promises 'themed parties, over 40 live performances, interaction with the stars' - and Kool & the Gang will be the headline act. 

Be sure to pack your bell bottoms and platform boots, as there's a costume contest in store. 

Prices range from $1,799 to $8,099 (£1,419 to £6,391). To book, head to ultimatediscocruise.com.

Desire Cruises - a 'sensual' way to cruise

Desire Cruises offers a clothing-optional blend of relaxation and fantasy on the high seas

Desire Cruises offers a clothing-optional blend of relaxation and fantasy on the high seas 

Couples-only and clothing-optional, Desire Cruises offers a 'sensual way to sail'.

As a guest, you'll 'embark on an unforgettable adventure, immersing yourself in the perfect blend of relaxation and fantasy while sailing the high seas'.

Features include 'provocative theme nights in a seductive nightclub, private playrooms, gourmet dining and an inclusive beverage package'.

The next voyage is in May 2024, with the Desire French Riviera sailing from Barcelona to Rome. The eight-day, seven-night itinerary promises that guests will have their 'wildest dreams fulfilled while basking in the magnetic energy of the sea'.

Prices are available on request. See desire-cruises.com.

Star Trek Cruise 

Make it so... much fun: The Star Trek cruise features a line-up of themed parties, activities and actors from the franchise

Make it so... much fun: The Star Trek cruise features a line-up of themed parties, activities and actors from the franchise

For a journey that's out of this world, Star Trek fans can book a berth aboard Royal Caribbean's Explorer of the Seas and 'embark on an interstellar journey like never before'.

This Star Trek-themed voyage - 'the ultimate immersive Star Trek experience' - departs in 2025 for a seven-day voyage around the Caribbean, with Star Trek-themed shows, parties, activities, and appearances by actors from the franchise, including Jonathan Frakes and Kate Mulgrew.

Prices range from $2,100 to $10,200 (£1,657 to £8,051). For more information visit startrekthecruise.com/pricing.

High Seas Rally - a cruise built for bikers 

High Seas Rally is a cruise for members of the biking community. Above is a 'belly flop' competition from a previous cruise

High Seas Rally is a cruise for members of the biking community. Above is a 'belly flop' competition from a previous cruise

Described as the 'ultimate motorcycle vacation', High Seas Rally brings members of the biking community 'killer concerts and live music, top vendors, demos from industry insiders, and bucket list ports of call'. And a 'belly flop' competition.

It departs in October 26, 2024, from Tampa, Florida, stopping at various ports in the Bahamas.  

Prices start at $1,440 (£1,136). For more information visit highseasrally.com.

Chris Jericho's Rock 'N' Wrestling Rager at Sea

Chris Jericho hosts a wrestling-themed cruise for fans of the sport

Chris Jericho hosts a wrestling-themed cruise for fans of the sport

The Chris Jericho cruise - full title Rock 'N' Wrestling Rager at Sea: Six on the Beach! - hosted by the wrestling champ himself, will depart in January 2025 from Miami, with Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic the final port of call.

The ship will be the Norwegian Gem, with onboard features including some 'table-slamming fan-favorites' - from an onboard wrestling ring to 'vibrant performances from musicians and comedians we love', and from podcast recordings to 'the chance to shoot the s*** with wrestling legends'. 

A list of prices can be found at www.chrisjerichocruise.com

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