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Martha Stewart is one of the world's foremost lifestyle gurus - but as her latest Instagram food post reveals, even she gets it very wrong sometimes.
Indeed, far from delighting the internet with a delicious-looking dish, the professional chef left her followers in a state of horror when she shared a post of her 'chobster' dinner, which saw her sitting down to tuck into a roasted chicken that had been stuffed with an entire lobster.
The 82-year-old visited a brand new upscale dining experience called Maison Barnes in New York City on Wednesday evening, and she shared an array of images showcasing the many dishes that she ate online.
Martha showed off her entire, multi-course meal on Instagram, which included a delicious-looking green salad, various meats and seafoods, an intricate slice of chocolate cake, and a stunning puff pastry.
But one of the plates sparked a fierce reaction from her followers due to its bizarre appearance.
Martha Stewart 's 'chobster' dinner - which involved stuffing a full lobster into the middle of a chicken - has been mercilessly mocked online
The chef, 82, showcased the dish on her Instagram after visiting the brand new upscale dining experience called Maison Barnes in New York City on Wednesday evening
The first image in the slideshow showed a roasted chicken that had a lobster's claws, head, and tail jolting out of it - and people were quick to run to the comment section to share their thoughts on the rather odd-looking dish.
One person described it as a 'jump scare' while another compared it to a 'five minute craft.'
Someone else said it was what they would imagine Sid from Toy Story would cook if he was chef.
'Martha are you dining at the Hunger Games capitol?' asked a different user.
'Girl, respectfully what the f**k,' read another comment, while a third said, 'If this is fine dining, I’m fine not dining.'
'I hope the lobster bought the chicken dinner first,' joked someone else.
'That’s a lobstrosity my friend,' commented a different person.
'Addams Family Thanksgiving…?' wrote another user.
The plate sparked a fierce reaction from her followers due to its bizarre appearance, with person describing it as a 'jump scare' and another comparing it to a 'five minute craft'
Others described it as an 'abomination' and 'barbaric,' while someone else said it looked like something out of a horror movie.
Despite the backlash, Martha couldn't stop praising the restaurant in her caption.
'We had the pleasure of dining last evening at Maison Barne,' she wrote. 'Georgette Farkas is the proprietress and in her perfect French way, she has created an early 20th century dining experience.
'The restaurant offers amazing pate - roast chicken and lobster, fresh complex salads, delicious desserts, lovely entrees and spectacular vegetables.
'The wine list is sophisticated and excellent and the service delightful. I cannot wait to return.'
Maison Barnes is a limited experience at Cafe Boulud, which is located on the upper east side of Manhattan at 62rd Street and Park Avenue.
It is 'dedicated to cultivating the French art de vivre,' per its website, which translates to 'the knowledge of how to enjoy life.'
The lobster and chicken dish, which comes with 'bisque sauce and spring rice' is priced at a whopping $250.
The restaurant asks that guests 'please allow up to one hour' for it to be cooked.
Other items on the menu include a $52 grilled sea scallop with black truffle salad, a $76 piece of peppered filet mignon with golden raisins and crispy potato puffs, herb crusted lamb chops for $84 with root vegetables and rosemary jus, and sea bass in puff pastry and tomato hollandaise that's $195.
Martha showed off her entire, multi-course meal on Instagram, which included a delicious-looking green salad, various meats and seafoods, and an intricate slice of chocolate cake
Despite the backlash, Martha couldn't stop praising the restaurant in her caption, writing, 'The restaurant offers amazing pate ... I cannot wait to return'
Maison Barnes is a limited experience at Cafe Boulud, which is located on the upper east side of Manhattan at 62rd Street and Park Avenue
It is 'dedicated to cultivating the French art de vivre,' per its website, which translates to 'the knowledge of how to enjoy life.' One of the desserts Martha ate is seen
There's also a section of the menu simply called 'cheese,' which lists various types at $45 each.
This isn't the first time that Martha has come under fire for a social media post.
Back in December, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit star left many people outraged after she revealed that she slaughtered a deer that had been living on her property for the last year, as well as her roosters - which she described as 'such good friends' - in order to make some homemade dog food.
Taking to Instagram, the TV personality explained that she makes her own food for her two French bulldogs - Creme Brulee and Bete Noire - and two Chow Chows - Emperor Han and Empress Qin - by combining a slew of vegetables, quinoa, salmon carcasses, chicken, and deer meat.
But when she admitted that she had gotten the meat by killing a buck that had 'found his way' onto her farm a year ago, social media users branded her as 'ruthless,' 'savage,' and even 'disturbing' for using an animal that 'trusted her property as a safe haven' for dog food.
'Today was dog food day - although it takes a lot longer than a day to make our type of healthy farm to bowl food that my lovely dogs have gotten used to,' Martha began in her post.
'[We] started with the buck deer that's been living here since he found his way in a year ago, slowly cooked the cubed meat until tender.
'Then [we] harvested the old roosters who have been such good friends and made such tasty poached chicken.'
The businesswoman explained that she then headed to a local seafood restaurant to pick up some 'fresh salmon carcasses,' which she poached.
Next she 'cut up' a fresh potiron pumpkin and steamed it until it was 'soft' and roasted nine 'large sweet potatoes.'
'I cut up a big bowl of garden carrots and boiled them in salmon broth along with broccoli, frozen peas, and [five pounds of] quinoa,' she continued.
Back in December, Martha left many people outraged after she revealed that she slaughtered a deer and her roosters in order to make some homemade dog food
Social media users branded her as 'ruthless,' 'savage,' and even 'disturbing' for using an animal that 'trusted her property as a safe haven' for dog food
Taking to Instagram, the TV personality explained that she makes their food herself by combining a slew of vegetables, quinoa, salmon carcasses, chicken, and deer meat
'I mixed [it all] in giant stainless steel bowls and then processed it coarsely in the Cuisinart.'
In the end, Martha said she was able to make around 44 quarts of food for her pups.
'Now, [we] transfer everything to the freezer and clean up the mess,' she concluded. 'Dogs are very, very happy and we are very tired. Worth it.'
'You killed the deer that found its way to your home? And your "friends" the chickens? Sounds like a real fairy tale over there,' one user wrote in the comment section.
'I had to read it several times to make sure I understood. Wow, just wow,' another added.
Someone else said, 'The deer who trusted that your property was a safe haven... And to eat your chickens? The Hunger Games farm.'
'That sounds hideous,' read a third comment, while a fourth simply said, 'She's ruthless.'
'This is just too weird and psychotic, our friend the deer is now cooking and also our friends the roosters are delicious,' scathed a different person.
'Not really in alignment with today's more compassionate, or perhaps even enlightened world. I felt disturbed reading this.'
'I thought it was a joke at first or something I wasn’t grasping,' admitted someone else.
'Am I reading this correctly?' asked another shocked user. 'You killed the buck deer that has been calling your place home for the last year and put him in the dog food?'
'I’m not vegetarian but I’m not eating the roosters I call my friends nor the deer living on my property for a year,' commented another follower.
The 82-year-old faced fierce fury over her post, with many people taking to the comment section to share their outrage over her killing the deer and the roosters
Others, however, were on Martha's side and fiercely defender her
A different person joked, 'Did you cook your grandchildren too?' while someone else questioned, 'Why does Martha get to be the one to decide when it's time for her "friends" to die?'
'Martha is a savage. Here she is talking about making friends with woodland animals and then feeding them to her dogs,' read another comment.
'Her house is like the one made of candy in Hansel and Gretel - except that it isn’t children she’s after but the animals that live around her home.'
Others, however, were on Martha's side and fiercely defender her.
'Welcome to reality... Why do most people keep farm animals? And deer conservation is necessary to keep the population healthy,' one person pointed out. '[It] controls the population and health.'
'She's a farmer. What do you think happens on a farm,' another defender wrote.
'These animals likely died far more humanely than the animals who die every day to make processed commercial dog food,' said someone else.
A different user replied: 'Jesus Christ on handlebars… Y’all even know what farms DO? Or how overrun America’s deer population is because you killed all of the predators? Get. A. Grip.'
'I love this. Helping wildlife conservation by hunting. Respect and kindness for farm animals until they’re utilized for a practical purpose,' someone else praised.
'I'm shocked and appalled by how disconnected and naïve so many people are on here about meat,' a different person commented.
'Actually look at factory farming for a minute. Martha’s version is humane and treating animals with dignity.'