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Many of us dream travelling the world on a luxury cruise but some lucky travellers this fantasy can become a reality... as long as they have the budget.
Regent Seven Seas Cruises is offering wealthy holidaymakers the chance to sail in style on the world's most expensive cruise holiday.
The mammoth 2027 World of Splendor cruise sets sail across 71 ports from Miami - with the most high-end suite on-board setting two guests back a staggering £1.3 million.
Inside, the Regent Suite guests will have access to a dedicated butler and full bar, in addition to a luxe room decked out with original Picassos and one-of-a-kind pianos while they travel 35,668 miles across three oceans, exploring 40 countries on six continents.
But that's not all - the travellers will also be afforded access to a personal sauna, steam room, and jacuzzi for those looking decompress in between tropical ports, before exploring the endless selection of high end toiletries.
Regent Seven Seas Cruises is making those dreams a reality when it sets sail across 71 ports from Miami in 2027 World of Splendor cruise - with their most high-end suite setting two guests back a staggering £1.3 million
Regent Suite guests have access to a dedicated butler and full bar, in addition to a luxe room decked out with original Picassos and one-of-a-kind pianos while they travel 35,668 miles across three oceans, exploring 40 countries on six continents
Guests in the gigantic 4,443 square foot room can add a choice of Guerlain, Acqua di Parma, and L'Occitane to their skincare routines, with aromatic jasmin & bergamot soaps in bathrooms
The coveted Regent Suite is perched on the fourteenth deck on board the exquisite ship, whose lavishly adorned public spaces include five luxe restaurants, three refined bars and lounges, over 500 crystal chandeliers, and an entire acre of Italian-sourced marble
The travellers will also be afforded access to a personal sauna, steam room, and jacuzzi for those looking decompress in between tropical ports, before exploring the endless selection of high end toiletries
Located on the 14th floor, the Regent Suite features unobstructed 270-degree views over the ship’s bow from the 1,300 square-foot wraparound veranda and a glass-enclosed solarium for travellers keen to make the most of the sun, g iving guests a ‘Captain’s view’ as the ship arrives in each port.
The most luxurious address at sea is also home to an in-suite spa retreat with a personal sauna, steam room, and jacuzzi.
Guests in the gigantic 4,443 square foot room can add a choice of Guerlain, Acqua di Parma, and L'Occitane to their skincare routines, with aromatic jasmin & bergamot soaps in bathrooms.
They also have access to amenities including a personal butler, a fully kitted-out bar, and a chauffeur in every port, and a space decorated with Picassos and a custom Steinway Grand Maroque Piano manufactured by American avant-garde designer Dakota Jackson.
But holidaymakers who can't quite stretch to the Regent Suite - can still see the world in opulent style.
Seven Seas boasts a one-of-a-kind 4,443 square foot suite, and its wraparound veranda will provide guests a clear 270-degree views overlooking the ship’s bow for the entirety of the 140 nights.
But before boarding, guests will begin their worldly adventures with a one-night pre-cruise stay in a luxury hotel in vibrant Miami and attend an exclusive pre-cruise gala.
In addition to the 486 free shore excursions, a further three exclusive and unique shore-side events will dazzle guests in Panama City, Colombo, and Malaga.
And with over 480 included shore excursions and 14 overnight stays, luxury travellers will have the opportunity to visit 73 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.
Back on board, the all-balcony ship, holding up to 746 guests, features unparalleled comfort.
There are 15 different suite categories with nearly 52,000 square-feet of private balcony space - among the largest at sea.
The vessel also include five luxury restaurants, three refined bars and lounges, over 500 crystal chandeliers, and an entire acre of Italian-sourced marble.
The opulent suite features unobstructed 270-degree views over the ship’s bow from the 1,300 square-foot wraparound veranda and a glass-enclosed solarium for travellers keen to make the most of the sun
The vessel will carry 13,000lb of lobster, 14,000 lb of filet mignon, 3,600lb of smoked salmon, and 150lb pounds of caviar and to complement every meal there will be 58,000 bottles of wine on board in 200 varieties - including 14,000 bottles of champagne
Seven Seas Splendor features the Culinary Arts Kitchen with 18 stations for hands-on gourmet cooking classes presented by master chef instructors, and Serene Spa & Wellness, a globally inspired spa brand
Seven Seas promise an unforgettable experience with its top-notch one-of-a-kind 4,443 square foot suite, and its wraparound veranda will provide guests a clear 270-degree views overlooking the ship’s bow for the entirety of the 140 nights
With 9 dining choices including five complimentary specialty restaurants and 24-hour in-suite dining, guests will have a vast array of options to enjoy Regent’s signature dishes, and a total of 548 crew members on board to assist
With nine dining choices including five gourmet restaurants and 24-hour in-suite dining, guests will have a vast array of options to enjoy Regent’s signature dishes, and a total of 548 crew members on board to assist.
Its exquisite restaurants include Compass Rose, the largest specialty restaurant at sea where guests can customise their own meal every single night of the cruise, amongst other high-end eateries.
Seven Seas Splendor features the Culinary Arts Kitchen with 18 stations for hands-on gourmet cooking classes presented by master chef instructors, and Serene Spa & Wellness, a globally inspired spa brand.
The vessel will carry 13,000lb of lobster, 14,000lb of filet mignon, 3,600lb of smoked salmon, and 150lb pounds of caviar.
And to complement every meal there will be 58,000 bottles of wine on board in 200 varieties - including 14,000 bottles of champagne.
Its exquisite restaurants include Compass Rose, pictured above, the largest specialty restaurant at sea where guests can customise their own meal every single night of the cruise, amongst other high-end eateries
Andrea DeMarco, President of Regent Seven Seas Cruises said: 'We have seen continued interest and demand to venture further afield and for longer durations.
'We are thrilled to announce that our 2027 World Cruise will take place on board Seven Seas Splendor, offering more luxury travellers the opportunity to enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime experience'.
Ticket sales for the 2027 World Cruise open on April 10, 2024.
Customers can also stay in the more affordable 307 square-foot Veranda Suite for £77,199 per guest, or opt for a shorter 126-night cruise.
Those who prefer a slightly shorter journey can sail the 126-night Miami, Florida to Rome, Italy, voyage with fares per guest ranging from £68,369 to £600,909.