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Jordan Spieth took a detour via the clubhouse roof during a remarkable end to his third round at the Valero Texas Open on Saturday.
The three-time major winner carded a level-par 72 to leave himself three-under-par for the tournament - 12 shots off the lead in San Antonio.
But his scorecard told only half of the story after Spieth finished with a double-bogey seven that included visits to a drainage ditch and the clubhouse roof.
Spieth's problems began when he pulled his drive left on the par-five final hole at TPC San Antonio.
That left the world No 19 near the foot of a tree, a few yards off the fairway. From there, Spieth chose to hit a daring shot through more hazards - rather than chip back on to the fairway.
Jordan Spieth hit a shot on to the clubhouse roof at the Valero Texas Open on Saturday
Spieth sent his ball away from the green (top, centre) and towards the clubhouse (left)
His ball ended up in the gutter on the roof, much to the amusement of the announcers
Unfortunately he found only more trouble: Spieth's second shot ended up near a drainage ditch - still 183 yards away from the hole.
With the drain between his ball and the hole, Spieth was forced to get creative. Because he was hitting from a penalty area, he was not afforded relief. And so the 30-year-old again chose to hit away from the green and towards the clubhouse of TPC San Antonio.
'If you're going to do that, I'm going to move my car,' someone - believed to be his caddie - could be heard telling Spieth, who then asked an official: 'If I hit it over on the deck, where's my drop?'
After a long deliberation, the three-time major winner heaved a shot towards the roof of the clubhouse. The ball trickled into the gutter, sending the PGA Tour announcers into a frenzy.
'This is absurd!' one joked. 'Only Jordan Spieth,' added another. But the shot allowed the 30-year-old a drop, not far from the fairway. From there, Spieth fired his approach on to the green.
Incredibly, that left him with a par putt from 53ft. But Spieth, now visibly furious with himself and struggling to contain his emotions, ended three-putting for par.
'If I hit it over on the deck, where's my drop?' Spieth could be heard asking an official
Earlier, the American's ball had ended up near a drainage ditch at TPC San Antonio