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Woman, 25, claims she has 'married' a six-foot-tall Halloween DOLL, claiming she is now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll 'wife' - and trio is 'expecting their 11th child'

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A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago. 

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.

The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.

But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship. 

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years 

The 25-year-old had previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018

The 25-year-old had previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018 

Together, the trio are raising a large family and have 10 children together ¿ including zombie dolls Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly

Together, the trio are raising a large family and have 10 children together – including zombie dolls Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly 

Felicity has revealed that she first 'met' the dolls on a Halloween prop website called Creepy Collection – where she purchased them for a total of $1,000. 

She identifies as objectum sexual – meaning that she has a sexual and romantic attraction to particular inanimate objects.

'They are dolls I met online and felt a spiritual connection with them and then I sent away for them because I felt the love,' she shared. 

'It's a polyamorous relationship. Sometimes, when it's time for bed, I may only cuddle with Robert or Kelly. Sometimes it's with both.'

Together, they are raising a large family and have 10 children together – including zombie dolls Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly.

In a surprising turn of events, the trio are also expecting another zombie doll child, called Peter. 

Felicity revealed that she proposed to Robert as she explained: 'I placed a ring on his finger and he looked at me and asked, "Are you asking me to marry you?" I said, "Yes."'

The lovebirds said their vows on Valentine's Day where her grandad unofficially led the ceremony.

Felicity revealed that she proposed to Robert as she explained: 'I placed a ring on his finger and he looked at me and asked, "Are you asking me to marry you?" I said, "Yes."'

Felicity revealed that she proposed to Robert as she explained: 'I placed a ring on his finger and he looked at me and asked, "Are you asking me to marry you?" I said, "Yes."' 

The lovebirds said their vows on Valentine's Day where her grandad unofficially led the ceremony

The lovebirds said their vows on Valentine's Day where her grandad unofficially led the ceremony 

Felicity strayed from tradition and wore a long red dress and a sparkly red bow in her hair. Kelly, along with the throuple's many children 'watched' the service

Felicity strayed from tradition and wore a long red dress and a sparkly red bow in her hair. Kelly, along with the throuple's many children 'watched' the service 

Felicity insisted that wife Kelly is not jealous of the newlyweds, adding: ' Kelly feels fine about me being with Robert, because Robert and Kelly are good best friends'

Felicity insisted that wife Kelly is not jealous of the newlyweds, adding: ' Kelly feels fine about me being with Robert, because Robert and Kelly are good best friends' 

Felicity strayed from tradition and wore a long red dress and a sparkly red bow in her hair.

Kelly, along with the throuple's many children 'watched' the service.

Felicity read out her vows to the alien doll before her grandfather asked Robert to say I do.

His new wife answered for him - stating 'he says yes' - before the pair shared a kiss.

Felicity insisted that wife Kelly is not jealous of the newlyweds, adding: 'Kelly feels fine about me being with Robert, because Robert and Kelly are good best friends.'

She concluded: 'In the future, I'd like to take them out more without fear of judgment.

'Objectum sexuality is not a bad thing and not a disorder. It is a spiritual connection and not a delusion.

'I'd also like to put out there that I'm in therapy and my therapist sees nothing wrong with me loving my doll family.'

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