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An art gallery in Germany has fired an employee who hung up his own artwork in a bid for glory and banned him from the exhibition for life.
Munich's Pinakothek der Moderne, which exhibits some world-famous works from the likes of Picasso, Dali, Warhol and Kandinsky, immediately dismissed the 51-year-old staff member after it was discovered he had drilled fresh holes in the gallery wall.
He mounted a 23x47-inch artwork in one of the modern art museum's hallways - but gallery officials said it was spotted and removed within just eight hours.
'The supervisors notice something like this immediately,' spokesperson Tine Nehler told German newspaper Sueddeutsche Zeitung.
'The employee considers himself as an artist and most likely saw his role in the museum's installation team as a day job to support his true calling,' the gallery told The Guardian.
Munich's Pinakothek der Moderne, which exhibits some world famous works from the likes of Picasso, Dali, Warhol and Kandinsky, immediately dismissed the 51-year-old staff member after it was discovered he had drilled fresh holes in the gallery wall
General view during the PIN Party at Pinakothek der Moderne
The unnamed employee, who described himself as a freelance artist, was reported to the police and upon questioning reportedly told officers he had smuggled his work into the building out of hours.
He hoped that getting his painting noticed at the gallery would lead to his 'artistic breakthrough', police told German media.
The sneak installation was conducted on February 23, was not made public until this week.
Now the unfortunate artist is being investigated for causing damage to property after drilling the holes in the gallery wall.
But his audacious attempt to display his work is not technically a criminal offence and he is unlikely to face any legal action - though his employment was terminated for misconduct.
His artwork was reportedly returned to him, but no details of the piece were given by the gallery to avoid 'encouraging copycat pranksters'.
'All I can say is that we did not receive any positive feedback on the addition from visitors to the gallery,' the spokesperson said.
It comes months after a Danish court in September ordered an artist to refund a museum which gave him 70,000 euros in cash for art - only for him to deliver blank canvasses.
Jens Haaning was commissioned by the Kunsten Museum in the western city of Aalborg to reproduce two works using the cash - Danish kroner and euros - to represent the annual salary in Denmark and Austria.
But Haaning simply returned empty canvasses to the museum and said his work was entitled 'Take the Money and Run'.
Museum director Lasse Andersson previously said he laughed out loud when he first saw the two blank canvasses in 2021, and decided to show the works anyway.
He said they have a 'humoristic approach' and were 'a reflection on how we value work', but confirmed the museum would take Haaning to court if he didn't pay back the money, which he refused to do.
A Copenhagen court ordered the artist, 58, to refund the museum equivalent to the sum it had given him minus the artist's fee and the mounting cost.
But in an interview with TV2 Nord television, Haaning said the museum had made 'much, much more' money than what it invested thanks to the publicity surrounding the affair.
'It has been good for my work, but it also puts me in an unmanageable situation where I don't really know what to do,' he added.
The museum initially thought the artist planned to include the bank notes they provided him in an installation they had commissioned him to create.
But when the artwork was revealed for the first time, museum staff were horrified to find nothing but a big, empty frame.
Speaking shortly after the canvasses were revealed for the first time, Haaning said: 'It's not theft. It is a breach of contract, and breach of contract is part of the work,' he said.
'The work is that I have taken their money.'
Haaning, who was born in Hoersholm in 1965, gained popularity in the 1990s for his art which focuses on power structures and differences between social groups, and had previously created artwork in which he used banknotes to represent workers' annual salaries.
The museum expected Haaning to use the money it lent him to recreate his previous artwork by arranging the bank notes into two picture frames, which would visualise the average annual income of a person in Denmark and Austria and form part of the 'Work It Out' exhibit.
But just as the installation was set to open for the first time, the museum received an email from Haaning who confirmed he had taken the money and would not pay it back.
'Subsequently, we could ascertain that the money had not been put into the work,' a museum spokesperson said.
In 2021, Kunsten director Lasse Andersen told DR that he agreed Haaning had created an interesting artwork and that the museum would continue to display the empty frames, but would take legal action if the artist did not return the money by the contracted date of January 16, 2022.
'I would agree with Jens that a work in its own right has been created, which actually comments on the exhibition we have. But that's not the agreement we had,' he said.
'Right now we wait and see. If the money is not returned on January 16 as agreed, we will of course take the necessary steps to ensure that Jens Haaning complies with his contract.'
Andersen claimed the artist's contract with the museum included a display fee for his work of around €1,340, but that the museum would cover any expenses up to €6,000.
FILE: A set of monumental shelving of The Design Museum of The Pinakothek der Moderne (Gallery of the Modern), Munich, Germany - 4 Feb 2016
For his part, Haaning said that he took the money in response to his poor working conditions, alleging that the museum's paltry pay meant he would've had to sacrifice are £2,850 of his own money to complete the installation.
'[Returning the money] is not going to happen. The work is that I have taken their money,' he told Danish broadcaster DR.
'I encourage other people who have working conditions as miserable as mine to do the same.
'If they're sitting in some sh***y job and not getting paid, and are actually being asked to pay money to go to work, then grab what you can and beat it,' he said.