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Clarkson's Farm series 3 TRAILER: Heartbreak on Diddly Squat as Jeremy suffers a tragic loss, Kaleb receives a big promotion and new arrivals cause havoc on the farm

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It seems there is never a dull day on Diddy Squat, and chaos still reigns supreme in the trailer for the new series of Clarkson's Farm.

Jeremy Clarkson, 64, and the gang are back for a third series and it looks as action packed as ever, as the team welcome some new arrivals and suffer heartbreak.

As ever, Jeremy is fighting a Red Tape war with the local council, who have closed down the restaurant he opened at the end of the last series.

The trailer for the Prime Video season kicks off with some bad news, as the farm is served an Enforcement Notice, and they declare they are 'back at square one'.

Jeremy tells the group they have to 'cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or cafe', bringing an abrupt halt to their farm restaurant.

Elsewhere, Jeremy announces he has made a 'big decision', as he tells Kaleb: 'I've made you farm manager!'

It seems there is never a dull day on Diddy Squat, and chaos still reigns supreme in the trailer for the new series of Clarkson's Farm

It seems there is never a dull day on Diddy Squat, and chaos still reigns supreme in the trailer for the new series of Clarkson's Farm

Jeremy Clarkson , 64, and the gang are back for a third series and it looks as action packed as ever, as the team welcome some new arrivals and suffer heartbreak (pictured with girlfriend Lisa)

Jeremy Clarkson , 64, and the gang are back for a third series and it looks as action packed as ever, as the team welcome some new arrivals and suffer heartbreak (pictured with girlfriend Lisa)

Kaleb delightedly accepts and Jeremy suggests: 'Why don't we make it a competition, who can make the most money, me out of unfarmed land or you out of farmed land.' 

Jeremy and Kaleb each take 500 acres each and get to work on who can make the most money out of their space.

Dubious Charlie questions: 'This farm competition?', while Kaleb questions 'God knows, his idea!' 

Jeremy also announces his next harebrained idea, which is bringing a drove of pigs to the farm to live on his unfarmed land. 

He declares: 'I've got a new thing, pigs! It will be fun to have little piglets running around!'

However, this don't quite go to plan as the next scene shows Jeremy and his girlfriend Lisa drying to herd the pigs in the pouring rain.

Jeremy shouts to 'get the biscuits', seemingly to distract the pigs who are trying to engage in some X-rated activity.

He then discovers that one of his new arrivals has been 'sick in his pocket', as he discovers a brown mush in his jacket.

The trailer for the Prime Video season kicks off with some bad news, as the farm is served an Enforcement Notice, and they declare they are 'back at square one'

The trailer for the Prime Video season kicks off with some bad news, as the farm is served an Enforcement Notice, and they declare they are 'back at square one'

The new series also welcomes some adorable baby goats

The new series also welcomes some adorable baby goats

They don't take an instant liking to Jeremy and kick him in the nether regions

They don't take an instant liking to Jeremy and kick him in the nether regions

However, as birthing season rolls round, there is tragedy on the farm as not all of the piglets survive their arrival into the world.

Jeremy notes that one of the baby pigs is 'weak as hell', before pulling two out looking limp and lifeless. 

The moment is too much for Lisa, who breaks down in tears and leans on Jeremy for support. 

The new series also welcomes some adorable baby goats, who don't take an instant liking to Jeremy and kick him in the nether regions.

While talking to a goat expert, one of them takes a running jump at Jeremy and he shouts: 'Oh f**k me!'

Jeremy, who has made no secret of making an enemy of many of the locals, also risks upsetting some of the ones who do like him.

A stuck digger on the farm threatens to flood the nearby village, with Charlie saying: 'If this goes wrong, the only part of Chaddington that quite likes you, you're going to flood.'

A stuck digger on the farm threatens to flood the nearby village, with Charlie saying: ' If this goes wrong, the only part of Chaddington that quite likes you, you're going to flood'

A stuck digger on the farm threatens to flood the nearby village, with Charlie saying: ' If this goes wrong, the only part of Chaddington that quite likes you, you're going to flood'

However, this don't quite go to plan as the next scene shows Jeremy and his girlfriend Lisa drying to herd the pigs in the pouring rain. Jeremy shouts to 'get the biscuits', seemingly to distract the pigs who are trying to engage in some X-rated activity

However, this don't quite go to plan as the next scene shows Jeremy and his girlfriend Lisa drying to herd the pigs in the pouring rain. Jeremy shouts to 'get the biscuits', seemingly to distract the pigs who are trying to engage in some X-rated activity

Jeremy notes that a couple of the baby pigs look 'weak as hell', before he pulls them out looking limp and lifeless

Jeremy notes that a couple of the baby pigs look 'weak as hell', before he pulls them out looking limp and lifeless

Another of Jeremy's plots involves flogging hay to the celebrities who have left London behind to move to the countryside.

He notes: 'All of the people moving out of London, Cowell, Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden...'

Kaleb suggests: 'We can sell hay for their horses!'

Elsewhere, despite taking all the necessary precautions, Kalab suffers a nasty injury while trying out a new machine.

He is attached using a harness and a hair-raising scene shows him swinging about before landing with a thud on the machine.

Immediately alarmed, Jeremy dashes from his digger to help, but once he discovers Kaleb is okay, he quips: 'This health and safety equipment, we've got to get rid of it, it's really injuring people.'

The trailer concludes with Kaleb meeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to discuss the state of farming in the UK. 

Part 1 (episodes 1-4) will launch May 3, followed by Part 2 (episodes 5-8) launching on May 10 on Amazon Prime Video.

Elsewhere, Jeremy announces he has made a 'big decision', as he tells Kaleb: 'I've made you farm manager!'

Elsewhere, Jeremy announces he has made a 'big decision', as he tells Kaleb: 'I've made you farm manager!'

Kalab suffers a nasty injury while trying out a new machine

Kalab suffers a nasty injury while trying out a new machine

The trailer concludes with Kaleb meeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to discuss the state of farming in the UK

The trailer concludes with Kaleb meeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to discuss the state of farming in the UK

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