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They've ticked off Ellis Island, the Statue of Liberty and seen Hamilton on Broadway.
Now the visitors from Australia are headed for the public gallery of the Donald Trump trial at Manhattan Criminal Court.
'We woke up this morning and said we have to be in "the room where it happens,' said Marney, breaking into the hit song from Hamilton, quickly followed by a fit of giggles.
Across the street is the Manhattan court where Donald Trump is on trial.
He has denied 34 counts of falsifying business records.
But a seemingly mundane case about ledgers and checks has become the hottest ticket in town, enlivened already by the testimony of America's tabloid king and a celebrity lawyer who has won payouts from Charlie Sheen.
Susan Koch (l) and Marianne Fortunato were up at 3am to ensure they got good spots at the head of the line for public seats in the courtroom to see Donald Trump's hush money trial
Those who arrived early enough were given a yellow ticket on Thursday ensuring access
Stormy Daniels is almost certain to appear.
And for the lucky few who line up early enough to snag one of the golden tickets (well, the yellow card emblazoned with the New York State Unified Court System logo) there is a chance to be in the same room as the first former president to ever face criminal chares.
Marney and her friend (who decline to give their full names because one works in the Australian legal system) are too far back in the line. Their destination is the overflow room, 1523, where proceedings are shown by video feed.
'It's history,' said Marney. 'If he is convicted he is the first president to be convicted. If he is acquitted, maybe he wins. Either way ...'
It is only 7:30am on a drab New York morning but there are more than 25 people in line, standing beside a queue for journalists who get first dibs at the seats.
Among the reporters is Andrew Weissmann, former Mueller investigation investigator-turned-MSNBC talking head.
He has to fend off questions and selfies from perhaps the nerdiest line for a tourist attraction in the city.
He points out how rundown the court building looks: 'You can tell from those old air conditioning units.'
The first in line get a chance to be in courtroom 1530, sitting on the benches behind Trump
Visitors got to see for themselves scenes only otherwise published in sketch artists' renderings, as prosecutor Joshua Steinglass and defense attorney Emil Bove clashed
But this is not like coming to a Broadway show. Facilities throughout the drab courthouse building are in need of a refresh, to say the least
A supporter of former President Donald Trump stands outside Manhattan criminal court building, where his hush money trial is taking place
No central air here. The windows are studded with old-fashioned box coolers.
Ask him about the ground-floor cafeteria and his nose wrinkles in shock.
This ticket is a lot cheaper than Broadway (well, it's free). And the facilities match the price.
The small park next to the line is set aside for protesters, but it is empty until a bearded man, dressed in black, arrives clanging a bell under his elbow.
He waves a crucifix in front of him, looking for all the world as if he is blessing the bedraggled ranks of camera crews and reporters tasked with broadcasting from in front of the court house.
Ten minutes later and a woman from France has joined the line. She is chatting to a man from Colorado who is in town for a funeral, but found time to round out his visit with Hamilton on Wednesday, and Trump on Thursday.
At 7:25am the line was already 25 strong, and getting longer as gray morning wore on
Lucky ticket holders ride the elevator up to the 15th floor where a pen is set up for Trump to address the assembled media before and after court sessions
At the start of the trial, the media wrapped up in blankets to protect from the cold as they waited in line to take up their seats inside the courtroom
Marianne Fortunato set off from her New Jersey home at 3am to make sure she and her cousin got good spots.
'I came up from Virginia,' said Susan Koch, a 68-year-old photographer.
'I was a history major. So I want to sort of witness history live in action.
'And I'm also hoping that the "former guy" gets his just due.'
They arrived at 5am, early enough to claim position two and three in the line.
Most days, the first six in line can make it in courtroom 1530 where they can breathe the same air as the former president and watch the back of his head for any sign of gentle snoring.
'I'm really interested in seeing the jury, since they have been masked,' said Fortunato.
'I think it'll be interesting just to watch their reactions and to read their body language.'
A Trump supporter walks along the line, draped in a 2024 campaign flag.
She hands out leaflets that end with the line: 'Wake up people! FJB!'
What would otherwise be a boring financial fraud case has been enlivened by Trump star dust. Last week, David Pecker, tabloid king, described the inner workings of the National Enquirer
And there were titters around the courtroom when the jury was shown cartoons shared by former Trump fixer Michael Cohen of Trump in an orange jumpsuit
Next to her, a courtroom lawyer has come to see the drama on his day off from work. He declines to give his name for fear of professional ridicule, but says he is returning after hearing the testimony of David Pecker, the former editor of the National Enquirer, last week.
'That was something else,' he says, smiling at the way Pecker laid out the dark arts of buying up celebrity stories and massaging the truth.
'I'm not talking about the procedural aspects or the charges.
'It was just riveting in its own right to hear all this. I just think it would be a service to the world and the country for people to hear it.
'You can't summarize it and convey this distorted reality.'
A little after 8am, the cards were handed out, and the lucky few dozen were escorted across the road and into the courthouse.