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All the Williams, Aston Martins, and Alpines are out after Q2 - with Nico Hulkenberg surprising everyone by finishing P10 in his Haas machine. Much like Q1, Stroll is out by less than a tenth of a second.
16. BOT
17. SAR
18. RIC
19. MAG
20. ZHO
Zhou may have been dropped even if he wasn't three-tenths slower than Alonso in P15 as the stewards are investigating him for some kind of infraction.
Disappointment for Daniel Ricciardo, but it will sting even more for Valterri Bottas and Logan Sargeant - who each finished less than a tenth behind P15.
It's a positive for the Williams man, who we spoke to earlier this week.
You can read the exclusive sit-down interview he had with the Mail here:
The result might not have been a surprise - with Max Verstappen winning - but crashes jumbled the order of the grid.
You can read the report from the result of the race below:
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