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Tom Brady Netflix Roast's most outrageous moments! NFL legend gets sacked with X-rated Gisele Bundchen new boyfriend quip, former teammate makes grim 'hung' Aaron Hernandez joke, and QB icon gets angry over Jeff Ross' Robert Kraft massage wisecrack

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Tom Brady had to be a good sport on Sunday as he got brutally mocked by a number of his friends and comedians during a Netflix roast. 

Many jokes during the star-studded show, titled The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, poked fun of the former NFL star's, 46, divorce from model Gisele Bundchen, 43, and her moving on with Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, 35.

Nikki Glaser, 39, was one of the comedians who roasted the athlete about his split during the special.

The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, which was part of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest, was streamed live, which Netflix touted as the first-ever roast to be telecast live, unedited. The festivities were held at L.A.‘s Kia Forum in Inglewood. 

'How much would it suck for Tom... omg, just knowing your ex-wife's new boyfriend could beat your a** while eating hers,' she told the crowd.

Tom Brady, 46, got brutally mocked by friends and comedians during a Netflix roast on Sunday, with many joking about his split from Gisele Bundchen, 43

Tom Brady, 46, got brutally mocked by friends and comedians during a Netflix roast on Sunday, with many joking about his split from Gisele Bundchen, 43

A number of jokes during the show poked fun of the former NFL star's divorce from the model and her moving on with Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, 35
Gisele started training jiu-jitsu in 2021, which is when it's believed she met Joaquim, her instructor. News of them dating was confirmed publicly in February of 2024; Valente seen in 2024

A number of jokes during the show poked fun of the former NFL star's divorce from the model (L) and her moving on with Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente, 35 (R)

'Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying "yes" to this roast was when you said, "Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu,"' she went on. 

In another pointed jab Nikki added, 'You have seven rings... well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back.' 

However, Tom was a good sport about it all, and chuckled as Nikki continued to make fun of him. 

Tom and Gisele — who share two kids together, son Benjamin, 13, and daughter Vivian, 10 — finalized their divorce on October 28, 2022, after 13 years of marriage. 

Gisele started training jiu-jitsu in 2021, which is when it's believed she met Joaquim, her instructor. News of them dating was confirmed publicly in February of 2024. 

Among those who roasted the retired quarterback on Sunday were host Kevin Hart, Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, Drew Bledsoe, Randy Moss and Kim Kardashian. 

Later on in the evening, Tom had a chance to hit back at the unrelenting jokes  as he fired back at Kim with a low blow regarding her ex-husband Kanye West.

Brady, 46, referenced West, 46, when delivering his response at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles to the many celebs who roasted him at the event Sunday, with Kim, 43, being one of them.

Nikki Glaser, 39, joked: 'How much would it suck for Tom... omg, just knowing your ex-wife's new boyfriend could beat your a** while eating hers'

Nikki Glaser, 39, joked: 'How much would it suck for Tom... omg, just knowing your ex-wife's new boyfriend could beat your a** while eating hers'

'Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying "yes" to this roast was when you said, "Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu,"' she went on

'Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying "yes" to this roast was when you said, "Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu,"' she went on

In another pointed jab Nikki added, 'You have seven rings... well eight now that Gisele gave hers back'

In another pointed jab Nikki added, 'You have seven rings... well eight now that Gisele gave hers back'

Kevin Hart also chose to go for Brady's divorce. 'You know who also f****d their coach? Gisele, she f****d her karate coach. Tom, how did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day?'

Kevin Hart also chose to go for Brady's divorce. 'You know who also f****d their coach? Gisele, she f****d her karate coach. Tom, how did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day?'

Brady's other former teammate Drew Bledsoe also mentioned his marriage, while discussing how rarely the athlete would get sacked on the field, as he joked that he's 'pretty used to not being touched. Just like at the end of the marriage'

Brady's other former teammate Drew Bledsoe also mentioned his marriage, while discussing how rarely the athlete would get sacked on the field, as he joked that he's 'pretty used to not being touched. Just like at the end of the marriage'

Tom and Gisele, who share two kids together, finalized their divorce on October 28, 2022, after 13 years of marriage; the former pair seen at the Met Gala in 2018

Tom and Gisele, who share two kids together, finalized their divorce on October 28, 2022, after 13 years of marriage; the former pair seen at the Met Gala in 2018

'I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight…not because of this but because her kids are at home with their dad,' the NFL legend said, leaving the crowd roaring.

The reality star - who shares daughters North, 10, and Chicago, six, and sons Saint, eight, and Psalm, four, with West - shook her head at the comment and held a restrained smile as she looked at the former New England Patriots quarterback, who she was romantically linked to about a year ago.

A number of social media users predicted that West wouldn't have a sense of humor in regards to Brady's joke, and that it was only a matter of time before the outspoken artist responded to the pointed punchline aimed at his parenting.

The seven-time Super Bowl winner did not stop there as he also ripped the Chiefs over Taylor Swift and her fans amid Travis Kelce romance during his rebuttal.

Tom Brady ripped the Kansas City Chiefs over the team's new fanbase of Taylor Swift fans on Sunday night. 

The NFL icon suffered a fair roasting of his own at the hands of Kevin Hart, former teammates Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski, Bill Belichick and even Kim Kardashian during his Netflix live roast. 

However, after the onslaught of jokes about ex-wife Gisele and Spygate, the former quarterback had the chance of his own at a few quips. 

And the seven-time Super Bowl winner seized the opportunity to take aim at the reigning champions, the Chiefs. 

Tom  zinged Kanye West, 46, on Sunday at his celebrity roast, garnering an awkward response from the musical artist's ex-wife Kim Kardashian, 43
Brady, 46, referenced West, 46, when delivering his response at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles to the many celebs who roasted him at the event Sunday, Kim being one of them

Tom zinged Kanye West, 46, on Sunday at his celebrity roast, garnering an awkward response from the musical artist's ex-wife Kim Kardashian, 43

Brady joked, 'I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight¿not because of this but because her kids are at home with their dad.' Kanye pictured in LA in March

Brady joked, 'I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight…not because of this but because her kids are at home with their dad.' Kanye pictured in LA in March 

The 46-year-old blasted Patrick Mahomes and co. about their newfound fanbase, suggesting Arrowhead Stadium is mainly filled with Swifties - the fans of Travis Kelce's girlfriend, Taylor Swift. 

'Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest. It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls…,' he said, referencing the Swifties increased interest in the franchise amid their idol's romance with the star tight end. 

'And in honor of TayTay, let's take a look at the Chiefs Eras; Terrible for 50 years, good for five. SHAKE IT OFF,' Brady added, with nods to Swift's Eras Tour and hit song. 

The Chiefs won their third Super Bowl in five years in February with many fans claiming it put Mahomes and co. on track for the claim to a dynasty like the New England Patriots of Brady's era. 

And Kansas City's latest victory came in front of Swift as the popstar cheered on her tight end boyfriend from a VIP suite in Allegiant Stadium as the Chiefs took down the San Francisco 49ers in overtime.  

Elsewhere during the live show, Hart also chose to go for Brady's divorce.

He first mocked him for choosing to 'unretire' and play a final, unsuccessful season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

'Gisele gave you an ultimatum. She said you have to retire or you're done. But when you have a chance to go 8-9 you gotta do it.'

Taylor Swift
Tom Brady

Tom Brady ripped the Kansas City Chiefs over the team's new fanbase of Taylor Swift fans

Like Nikki, he also brought up Bundchen's new boyfriend.

'You know who also f****d their coach? Gisele, she f****d her karate coach. Tom, how did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day?'

Brady appeared uncomfortable as he raised his glass to the crowd in response.

Brady's other former teammate Bledsoe also mentioned his marriage, while discussing how rarely the athlete would get sacked on the field, as he joked that he's 'pretty used to not being touched. Just like at the end of the marriage.' 

Bledsoe also joked that he got to experience two things Brady never will: going number one in the NFL Draft and celebrating a 28th wedding anniversary. 

At one point in the show Edelman made a grim joke about his late former teammate Aaron Hernandez, who killed himself in prison by hanging, in 2017. 

'Everyone always asks me how big Gronk's d**k is. Now don't get me wrong, it gets the job done. But there was this other Patriots tight end. Now he was hung,' he said, making a pun at Hernandez's death.

Hernandez had committed suicide in his jail cell at the age of 27, as he was serving life in prison without parole for the shooting death of semi-professional football player Odin Lloyd in 2013. 

However, there was one joke that appeared to get under Brady's skin. It happened when legendary comedian Jeff Ross took his turn to roast the athlete.

Ross talked about Brady joining the Patriots after being drafted 199th overall in 2000.

'Tom became a Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft's office and said "I'm the best decision your organization has ever made,"' Ross said, adding, 'Would you like a massage?'

At one point in the show former Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman made a grim joke about his late teammate Aaron Hernandez, who killed himself in prison by hanging, in 2017

At one point in the show former Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman made a grim joke about his late teammate Aaron Hernandez, who killed himself in prison by hanging, in 2017

'Everyone always asks me how big Gronk's d**k is. Now don't get me wrong, it gets the job done. But there was this other Patriots tight end. Now he was hung,' he said, making a pun at Hernandez's death

'Everyone always asks me how big Gronk's d**k is. Now don't get me wrong, it gets the job done. But there was this other Patriots tight end. Now he was hung,' he said, making a pun at Hernandez's death

Hernandez had committed suicide in his jail cell at the age of 27, as he was serving life in prison without parole for the shooting death of semi-professional football player Odin Lloyd in 2013; Hernandez pictured with Brady in 2012

Hernandez had committed suicide in his jail cell at the age of 27, as he was serving life in prison without parole for the shooting death of semi-professional football player Odin Lloyd in 2013; Hernandez pictured with Brady in 2012

There was one joke that appeared to get under Brady's skin. It happened when legendary comedian Jeff Ross took his turn to roast the athlete

There was one joke that appeared to get under Brady's skin. It happened when legendary comedian Jeff Ross took his turn to roast the athlete

'Tom became a Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft's office and said "I'm the best decision your organization has ever made,"' Ross said, adding, 'Would you like a massage?'

'Tom became a Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft's office and said "I'm the best decision your organization has ever made,"' Ross said, adding, 'Would you like a massage?'

At that point Brady got out of his seat, walked up to Kraft and said in his ear but loud enough for the microphone to pick up, 'Don¿t say that s**t again'

At that point Brady got out of his seat, walked up to Kraft and said in his ear but loud enough for the microphone to pick up, 'Don’t say that s**t again'

Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution in February 2019 in Florida, with police saying they recorded Kraft paying for sex acts at the Orchids of Asia spa in January 2019

Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution in February 2019 in Florida, with police saying they recorded Kraft paying for sex acts at the Orchids of Asia spa in January 2019

Kraft (pictured during the roast) pleaded not guilty, and later a federal judge ruled that the recordings were filmed using unlawful surveillance. The case was dismissed in 2019

Kraft (pictured during the roast) pleaded not guilty, and later a federal judge ruled that the recordings were filmed using unlawful surveillance. The case was dismissed in 2019

Ross then blew a kiss to Kraft, who was in attendance.

At that point Brady got out of his seat, walked up to Ross and said in his ear but loud enough for the microphone to pick up, 'Don’t say that s**t again.'

Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution in February 2019 in Florida, with police saying they recorded Kraft paying for sex acts at the Orchids of Asia spa in January 2019. 

He pleaded not guilty, and later a federal judge ruled that the recordings were filmed using unlawful surveillance.

The case was dismissed in September 2019.

Meanwhile Kim Kardashian was booed by the crowd in her hometown of Los Angeles when she took the podium at the roast.

The reality star, 43, appeared caught off-guard by the chilly reception at the event.

She was immediately jeered as she made her way onstage, pausing for a moment after thanking host Kevin.

She appeared to be launching into a joke, telling Hart, 'I know a lot of people make fun of your height,' before appearing to do a double take at the outburst from her less than-adoring public.

Kardashian, who sported blonde locks as she held a Champagne glass at the event in Southern California, sought to get the show back on track, saying, 'Alright, alright, alright, Kevin,' who himself appeared to jump in to do damage control as he said, 'Whoa, whoa.'

Meanwhile Kim Kardashian was booed by the crowd in her hometown of Los Angeles when she took the podium at the roast

Meanwhile Kim Kardashian was booed by the crowd in her hometown of Los Angeles when she took the podium at the roast

The reality star appeared caught off-guard by the chilly reception at the event

The reality star appeared caught off-guard by the chilly reception at the event

She appeared to be launching into a joke, telling Hart, 'I know a lot of people make fun of your height,' before appearing to do a double take at the outburst from her less than-adoring public

She appeared to be launching into a joke, telling Hart, 'I know a lot of people make fun of your height,' before appearing to do a double take at the outburst from her less than-adoring public

A number of people on Sunday took to social media with real-time reactions to the chilly reception Kardashian received at the comedy event.

'Kim Kardashian getting booed at the Tom Brady Roast is incredible,' one user wrote, while another said, THEY JUST BOOED KIM KARDASHIAN BEFORE SHE EVEN SAID A WORD LMFAO.'

Said one user: 'Bill Belichick gets a standing ovation and Kim Kardashian gets booed. The Tom Brady roast is the best thing Netflix has ever produced.'

In her set, Kardashian alluded to past rumors of a romance with Brady after they crossed paths last summer at a July 4 party in the Hamptons.

'I'm really here tonight for Tom,' said Kardashian, who past dated NFL players including Reggie Bush and Miles Austin. 'I wasn't going to come tonight, but since I'm not here as Tom's date, there's still a good chance I might.'

Kardashian's set also included a reference to Caitlyn Jenner, who was formerly married to her mother Kris Jenner.

'I do know it would've never worked out,' Kardashian said. 'An ex-athlete, high cheekbones, silky hair … you remind me too much of my stepdad now.'

She added: 'Part of me thinks you would want to entrust me just to try on my clothes. I know the transition from the NFL must've been really hard, but I think my stepdad is a great example for you.

Brady looked dapper in a black suit as he arrived to the roast

Brady looked dapper in a black suit as he arrived to the roast

The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady can be seen on Netflix

The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady can be seen on Netflix

'She's one of the best athletes in the world, who proved you could do anything in this next chapter in your life. You can become a commentator, a far-right Republican or even a strong, confident woman.'

Kardashian made a reference to her late father Robert Kardashian's work on the late O.J. Simpson's 'Dream Team' of attorneys, to wrap up her set.

'Honestly, it's hard for me to watch people roast you,' Kim said. 'But I think enough of my family members have helped defend former football players.'

She concluded in saying, 'So I’m just here tonight to support you and celebrate you - I’ll give you the same advice I give all of my exes, good luck knowing the best is behind you.'

Brady was also roasted for his failed crypto commercials as well as his losses to the New York Giants. 

The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady can be seen on Netflix.

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