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Michael Cohen describes his journey from 'knee deep in the cult of Trump' to being left for dead by the 'douchebag dictator' and 'Cheeto-dusted villain' in a warning to former president's red-tie loyalists in court
Donald Trump's red tied loyalists were in the courtroom to lend their support to the former president as his former lawyer-turned-nemesis gave evidence.
What they got was a cautionary tale of a man who once wore the red tie, rising to become an essential part of the Trump machine, before serving 13 months in prison for tax evasion, lying and other offenses.
'At that time I was knee deep into the cult of Donald Trump,' said Michael Cohen, 57, during his cross-examination on Tuesday afternoon, to explain how he once talked warmly of the man facing him in court. 'It was how I felt.'
He lost his moral compass, is how he put it, in the relentless pursuit of the boss's approval.
These days he is more likely to think of his former employer as a 'Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain,' or a 'dictator douchebag' who should be locked up, he admitted.
In front of him, Trump leaned back in his chair, eyes closed, as if to signal sleep or disdain, while his surrogates in the two rows fiddled with their phones.
Donald Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen offered a cautionary tale for those trying to get close to the former president as he returned to court to continue giving evidence Tuesday
Vice presidential contenders Doug Burgum and Vivek Ramaswamy sat alongside Republican Reps. Byron Donalds and Cory Mills.
It was another extraordinary day in the extraordinary criminal trial of a former president, who could be returned to power in November. The nation's politics crashed into a courtroom drama complete with Cohen's morality tale.
With Trump stuck in court defending himself against 34 counts of falsifying business documents, and barred from attacking witnesses or court officials, he brought the campaign to the fifteenth floor of the rundown court building.
His four surrogates turned up dressed identically in Trump uniform of navy suit, white shirt and red tie.
They ducked out early in the hearing for a press conference in a park across the street where they savaged the court, the judge and the case.
'Michael Cohen has no credibility, no integrity,' Mills said. 'This is weaponization against our president.'
In so doing he delivered words that Trump is prevent from saying by a gag order, demonstrating the sway the former president holds over his party.
Cohen is the prosecution's key witness. Over eight hours of testimony, he described how he covered for his boss, paying off porn star Stormy Daniels for her silence, before being reimbursed.
His wife watched as he said he had authored a deliberately misleading denial. It said that he was involved in a private transaction using his own funds to give Daniels $130,000, and that neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump Campaign was involved in the deal.
'Just because something isn't true doesn't mean that it can't cause you harm or damage. I'll always protect Mr. Trump,' it concluded.
North Dakota Governor and former U.S. presidential candidate Doug Burgum speaks during a press conference with businessman Vivek Ramaswamy, U.S. Representative (R-FL) Cory Mills and U.S. Representative Byron Donalds (R-FL), after attending the trial
Trump leaned back in his seat, eyes closed for much of Cohen's testimony, either asleep or displaying deep disdain for his once loyal lawyer and fixer
Trump denies 34 charges of falsifying business records to hide a $130,000 hush payment
Trump and Cohen in happier times, when Cohen would wear the red tie. In his testimony, Cohen said he was once 'knee deep in the cult of Trump' before putting his family ahead of his employer. They are seen here at a visit to New Hampshire in 2011
On the stand he admitted that the statement hid that he had been reimbursed by Trump.
In fact, he said, his repayment was hidden in 12 monthly payments as a 'retainer for legal service.'
That description was fraudulent, but he continued for months to claim that he acted alone, simply wanting to protect his boss, before setting the record straight.
His evidence was delivered without the bombast and bullying that once defined his interactions with journalists, lawyers and politicians when he was Trump's chief problem solver.
Instead, he quietly joined the dots between invoices, checks and the White House, helping the prosecution lead the jury all the way to Trump as alleged architect of the cover-up.
Throughout, he said all he wanted to do was win the approval of his boss.
And he described how he finally decided to turn on his employer by pleading guilty to federal charges in 2018.
'I made a decision based again on the conversation I had with my family that I would not lie for President Trump any more,' he said.
There was a brief commotion in court as Trump's supporters returned from their press conference.
Judge Juan Merchan switched his attention from witness Cohen to give a frosty glare towards the Republican lawmakers as they returned to the courtroom after their press appearance
Judge Juan Merchan looked up and delivered a decidedly frosty glare, as if to protest any politicking inside his courtroom.
It was the biggest entourage to join Trump so far. Republican Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, watched proceedings in a court overflow room next door before heading out to tell reporters that the court system was 'corrupt.'
It was a vivid reminder of how Trump upended political norms and set the Republican Party against the legal and justice systems.
Yet the day came with something of a morality tale: The story of an earlier generation of loyalist, who rose to the elbow of power before his life unraveled, spending 13 months in prison.
'I regret doing things for him that I should not have — lying, bullying people in order to effectuate a goal. I don’t regret working with the Trump Organization,' said Cohen, who worked for Trump for more than 10 years.
'As I expressed before, some very interesting great times. But to keep the loyalty and to do the things that he had asked me to do, I violated my moral compass and I suffered the penalty, as has my family.'
Team Trump was unimpressed, contending that his evidence amounted to a nothing burger.
'No one can tell you what exactly Trump is being prosecuted for,' Ramaswamy posted after two hours in court, accusing the prosecution of trying to bore the jury into submission. 'After this morning’s testimony from Cohen, it's now *LESS* clear than ever.'
Trump, flanked by his lawyer Todd Blanche, spoke to the media at the end of proceedings
Cohen's testimony amounted to a cautionary tale for Trump's supporters in court
Trump supporters outside the Manhattan court house on Thursday
The defense had its moment after lunch when it got the chance to cross-examine Cohen.
Rather than diving into his testimony and trying to rebut it point by point, attorney Todd Blanche went on the attack, seeking to discredit the witness for his criminal record and his apparent obsession with Trump.
'On April 23, after the trial started you went on TikTok and called me a crying little sh*t, didn't you,' he asked him
Cohen nodded: 'Sounds like something I would say.'
The public gallery in the overflow room erupted in laughter as Cohen's various insults and epithets were read out.
But at the same time, Blanche led him through the warm words he had once spoken about Trump: How the Trumps were his surrogate family and that he would have taken a bullet for his boss.
'I did say that,' said Cohen.
It was another reminder of how Cohen had hitched his star to Trump's, and climbed to the inner sanctum on the 26th floor of Trump Tower, only to end up in a detention center in Otisville, N.Y.