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Scottie Scheffler fans blasted Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear for an ironic tweet he posted about 12 hours before the golfer got arrested in Louisville.
The world No. 1, who's had quite a day, is on his final hole. With his approach shot, he misses the green, and will need to get up and down for par, and a second-round 66 to follow his 67 yesterday. He's T2 and two shots off the lead (should he make this par... who are we kidding, he'll make this par).
Two huge names now have their rounds underway, with McIlroy trying to challenge the leaders at the top, and Woods desperately trying to make the cut.
It was the perfect start for the former, who has just birdied the first to move to -6 and T8 on the leaderboard, while Woods is level par through one hole.
A long way to go until the halfway point, of course, but right now the cut line sits at even par. There's plenty of players right on that line, but if it stays where it is, then some big names are going to be heading home.
Among the over-par players currently missing out are:
A word for Rich Beem, too - he's +20 and bottom of the leaderboard.
It's time for Xander Schauffele to head out onto the course.
Alongside Ludvig Aberg and Justin Thomas, the 2:38pm starters are on the first tee.
To begin, Aberg stripes one down the middle, and then Schauffele steps up and does the same. Thomas - roared on by the crowd - completed the tee shots, joining his playing partners down the heart of the fairway.
A big few hours to come...
It's been an incredible day so far for little-known Mark Hubbard, who currently sits -8 for the tournament, and is -2 through six holes today.
The Denver-born golfer, 34, has a best-ever major finish of T51, but is currently second, behind Xander Schauffele.
Four players are then tied for third, with Harris English, Alex Noren, Collin Morikawa and Austin Eckroat all currently out on the course now and battling at -7.
Scheffler is among a five-player group one further back on -6.
It's fair to say Rory McIlroy may welcome a slight distraction from his own saga - a reminder that he announced he is divorcing his wife Erica Stoll on Monday.
He played very well on day one yesterday, and is due out on course at 3pm ET today.
Xander Schauffele, meanwhile, broke the Valhalla course record yesterday, and recorded the joint-lowest score ever in a major championship with his brilliant 62. He's back out to try and stop atop the leaderboard at 2:38pm ET.
Tiger Woods is right on the cut line at +1 after back-to-back bogeys to finish his first round yesterday, and he'll have a big fight on his hands when he begins - at 2:49pm ET.
Some more incredible news coming in regarding Scheffler's arrest this morning.
Here is the full police citation, just released:
Detective Gillis was directing traffic into Gate 1 of the Valhalla Golf Course due to the road being closed in both directions from an earlier fatal collision.
Listed subject was driving eastbound to gain access to the course. Subject pulled into the westbound lanes, where outbound traffic was flowing and to avoid backed up traffic.
Detective Gillis was in the middle of the westbound lanes, in full LMPD uniform and a hi-visibility yellow reflective rain jacket. Dotective Gillis stopped subject and attempted to give instructions.
Subject refused to comply and accelerated forward, dragging Detective Gillis to the ground. Detective Gillis suffered pain, swelling, and abrasions to his left wrist and knee.
He was transported to the hospital for further medical treatment by emergency medical personnel.
Detective Gillis' uniform pants, valued at approximately $80 were damaged beyond repair.
You can't keep a good man down. Wow. What a start for Scheffler, who puts all the crazy events of the morning behind him to start with a birdie.
His tee shot found the rough down the right-hand side of the fairway, before he nearly sunk his approach for eagle, before tapping in a birdie.
That takes him 6th in the leaderboard at -5.
Mail Sport's Isabel Baldwin was alongside Scheffler on the tee at Valhalla, and she brings us this update...
'Biggest cheer by far on the tenth for Scottie. People shouted 'free Scottie' after his drive, and 'I need your lawyer’s number'
'He seemed very calm on the range, hit a few shots, chatted to his team.'
We've got the first official comments from the world No 1 after his return to Valhalla:
'This morning, I was proceeding as directed by police officers. It was a very chaotic situation, understandably so considering the tragic accident that had occurred earlier, and there was a big misunderstanding of what I thought I was being asked to do. I never intended to disregard any of the instructions. I’m hopeful to put this to the side and focus on golf today.
'Of course, all of us involved in the tournament express our deepest sympathies to the family of the man who passed away in the earlier accident this morning. It truly puts everything in perspective.'
We've just had word from the PGA over the fatality that occurred outside the course this morning...
'This morning we were devastated to learn that a worker with one of our vendors was tragically struck and killed by a shuttle bus outside Valhalla Golf Club. This is heartbreaking to all of us involved with the PGA Championship. We extend our sincere condolences to their family and loved ones.'
Scottie Scheffler, the best golfer in the world, was this morning arrested on the following charges:
- Second-degree assault of a police officer
- Third-degree criminal mischief
- Reckless driving
- Disregarding traffic signals from an officer directing traffic
The image of Scottie Scheffler being led away in handcuffs is the most astonishing of the sporting year... a devout Christian, he is the last man you'd expect to see in a mugshot
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