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'The perfect zombie apocalypse retreat': Secluded cottage in the Scottish Highlands with no neighbours as far as the eye can see hits the market for £130,000 - but comes with a catch
An 'off-grid' cottage tucked away in the Scottish Highlands has gone on the market for £130,000 - and someone looking for a place to wait out the Zombie apocalypse.
With no neighbours as far as the eye can see, the home is the perfect pad for secluded living.
The traditional stone built property boasts two acres and enjoys stunning views of the rolling countryside surrounding Brae Cottage in Dornoch, Sutherland.
It is situated in a scenic location, beside the stream known as Abhainn an r-Stratha Charnaig, running from Loch Buidhe, through Torboll Falls and Torboll salmon ladder to the coastal waters of Loch Fleet.
The home is surrounded with views of the Creag Dail na Meine and Beinn Domhnaill hills, offering a peaceful and idyllic setting.
The cottage, which is on sale for £130,000, sits on two acres of land and has no visible neighbours for someone who wants privacy
This remote hideaway in the Scottish highlands will require complete refurbishment
The cottage sits back from the road and is accessed using a long track
But there is a slight catch - the rural home is 'uninhabitable' and will require 'full renovations' to 'bring it into the 21st century'.
Inside, the first floor has a kitchen, bathroom and sitting room - all of which are sparsely decorated and in need of an overhaul, reports Luxury Property News .
Upstairs, accessed via the kitchen, narrow stairs lead up to a skylight and access to two bedrooms.
There are two outbuildings attached to the rear of the property - one used as a log store and coal bunker, and the other stone built and used for storage.
The listing reads: 'The cottage has the potential to offer its new owners a unique off-grid living experience in a picturesque location.
Inside, the property needs full refurbishment to bring it up to modern living standards
The selling agents describe the property as 'the perfect renovation project for those seeking a tranquil retreat in the heart of the highland countryside'
'It is a perfect renovation project for those seeking a tranquil retreat in the heart of the highland countryside.'
There is also 'sufficient land for self-sustainable living'.
Pictures of the listing have garnered attention on social media.
One user commented: 'That be a nightmare for my Amazon delivery driver.'
'Too near a road,' another person joked.
Someone else said: 'I have seen way too many werewolf films to live there.'
'The house at the end of 28 days later,' one movie buff said.
Another user added: 'PRO: The night sky would be amazing! CON: No pizza delivery.'
'Perfect zombie apocalypse retreat,' someone else quipped.
One fan called it 'heaven' while another said it was their 'dream place'.
But if it's the right fit for you, the property is currently available for £130,000 with Monster Moves.
The new owner might want a car capable for coping with a rough track to drive up to their house
The stone built cottage boasts two acres and enjoys stunning views of the rolling countryside surrounding Brae Cottage in Dornoch, Sutherland
There are two outbuildings attached to the rear of the property - one used as a log store and coal bunker, and the other stone built and used for storage
One social media user said the property would be a 'perfect zombie apocalypse retreat'