SAUCY SECRETS: I am 26 and have a huge crush on my live-in landlord - he's 50, and super hot. Should I make a move?

Dear Jana,

I'm 26 year old female on a working holiday visa from Ireland. I've just moved to NSW Southern Highlands for work and renting a room off a local guy whom is 50. He is a drop dead DILF, I'm obsessed. 

He's a widower from nine years ago, and no kids. Should I go there? Is it wrong to have sex with my new landlord?

Anonymous

Oh Irish, go for that stud of a man. Worse comes to worse you can always move out and live somewhere else. The price of breaking your rental bond is a risk I would be willing to take. 

I mean let's go through the check list. Single? Tick. Sexy? Tick. Homeowner? Tick. You've scored yourself a trifecta.

I mean, sure, being housemates can be a little tricky, but I feel like it is a right of passage to sleep with at least one housemate during your 20s. I gave it a go, and OK, it got a little awkies when I decided I fancied his friend more. 

But you know what, it made for a highly entertaining story that I still tell at dinner parties. So go for it.

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Jana! 

I have been seeing a therapist for about two years. We are the same age and we are both single. I'm really keen on asking her on a date. I get subtle flirts from her too.

I'm very seriously considering shooting my shot. Please tell me if this is a good idea or not? Should I stop seeing her? 

William 

Oh William. 

It's a very simple answer. No. No you absolutely should not. For a variety of reasons. First of all, It's against therapist's code of ethics. 

Yes those codes can be quite frustrating but they are there for a reason. Seriously, do a quick Google of what happens when a therapist dates a client, and you will see a string of disastrous court cases. 

Side note: they make for a brilliant juicy read on a lonely night.

And secondly, you may be mistaking her empathy for attraction. You're probably thinking to yourself: 'Finally, a woman who gives me her full attention, and makes me feel valued'. 

I get why it's pretty darn attractive. But what you see as flirting could be a simple kind smile.

I mean, I fell madly in love with my therapist in our second session when she said in her lovely French accent 'your man sounds like a bit of a c***-word'. True story! 

I mean let's go through the check list. Single? Tick. Sexy? Tick. Homeowner? Tick. You've scored yourself a trifecta

But did I want to pash her? No! Because she was just showing empathy.

If I was you, I would share with her that you are feeling an attraction towards her and let her give you some tools to control that thirst. Because let's be honest, therapists would hear those kinds of confessions all the time. 

And if it all gets too much, perhaps consider going to a male therapist in the future.

Dear Jana, 

My wife and I are looking to spice up our love life with some public sex. We don't want to get caught but want it to feel a little risky and naughty. Where would you suggest we try? 

Seb

Oh Saucy Seb, I love this for you! 

Rightm let's get down to business. You want to get hot and heavy, but you don't want to end up in the slammer… or worse… shamed by a sneaky phone camera that could end up on the socials. 

So, you need to be stealth in your mission. I believe in you, so here's my recommendations…

First of all, you want to dress appropriately. This is going to be a quickie so you don't want to be fooling around with undoing belts and buttoned shirts. Make sure your partner is wearing a skirt or dress and you're wearing pants that you can throw down.

Now for the location. Here are a few tried and recommended spots:

First of all, you want to dress appropriately. This is going to be a quickie so you don't want to be fooling around with undoing belts and buttoned shirts

- The movie theatre – designed more for a cheeky fondle then the whole shebang. Just make sure you are sitting up the back and there are at least two empty aisles in front of you and other people in the cinema. I would recommend a quiet midday viewing. Oh, and bring tissues.

- The backyard – Just make sure there is plenty of foliage and no double story neighbours. We want an orgasm not an unconsenting debut on social media.

- A private beach – you can find these secluded beaches (perhaps a nudist beach) fairly easily with one quick google search. Make sure you're tucked away behind a dune and there's no one within your vicinity. One disclaimer, bring a rug. You don't want to be finding sand in your nether regions. Trust me.

- The car – there is something very va va voom about parking down a quiet street or laneway and getting it on. Just be warned that many cars and carparks have inbuilt cameras these days. So, make sure you are parked properly out of site and preferably in the back seat away from the horn.

Now go forth and have some fun you sexy scoundrels.

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