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Follow Mail Sport's live blog for the latest round-by-round updates and results from UFC 314 as returns Alexander Volkanovski vs Diego Lopes and Paddy Pimblett vs Michael Chandler co-headline the event in Miami.
Thanks for joining us tonight - worth staying up for if you ask me! A Volkanovski masterclass and Paddy Pimblett break-out performance, the beers will taste particularly good for those two in Miami tonight. Catch you next time for UFC 315 on May 11 when Belal Muhammad takes on Jack Della Maddalena.
The champion reflects: 'It's good to be back! I've never felt the love so much, I was saying all week I promised my girls I'll bring the belt back. Coming off a couple of losses, come back and beat a gun in Lopes. Adversity is a privilige, this moment is incredible. I really appreciate you. It is an opportunity, build back and make yourself stronger, people will write books about this s***, Miami I love you!'
Lopes had the pressure and harder shots - Volk landed more frequently on the back foot. The Brazilian was desperate for a brawl and has one hell of a chin. He claims an eye poke and is correct to do so as replays show the thumb goes in, but they carry on and Volk dances around, playing a smart game to see out the clock. To the scorecards we go.
Lopes' glove slid across the eyelid of Volk and for a while the Aussie is compromised on the back foot. Lopes is hunting him and he's having to throw without being able to see, which he says to his corner at the end of the round. Fighting Lopes with both eyes is hard enough, let alone one.
Volk is fuming that a lapse in concentration has allowed Lopes to connect and drop him in a mad exchange. Lopes is the bigger man with more power but had been rocked back on the fence earlier in the round before getting his own back. It was another in the books for the Australian until that big moment late on.
Volkanovski, one of the great fighters of modern times, can win back his old title tonight or will it be a passing of the torch to the next generation in Diego Lopes. Lopes has everything you need to be a champion but if Volkanovski can deliver the kind of form that saw him dominate the division for so long, he should have enough to win it.
That is a big if, because Ilia Topuria and Islam Makhachev have finished the 'Great' in his last two outings.
'Everything I've worked on, that's just happened here, we gameplan and use our fight IQ. Anyone else got any questions? I want that world title, people said I would never be ranked, never be top 10. Dustin, Justin, Charles or posh by Tsarukyan. F*** Arman, he's a little sausage.'
Pimblett has one of the best rounds of his time in the UFC. He lands the better strikes, reverses a takedown and punishes the American with brutal ground and pound, he's well ahead and just needs to avoid being finished in the last. With a couple more minutes on the clock Pimblett would have fancied a stoppage of his own there.
Pimblett looks so assured on the feet and is on top for the opener, landing effectively, particularly towards the end of the round. Chandler takes him down early but is unable to do much with it, Pimblett then connects with a couple of elbows and tries a jumping triangle. Plenty of action, not much damage and The Baddy on top so far.
There's been plenty of respect between these two in the build-up but both are convinced they'll get the job done. If Chandler loses, you'd have to think it'll be the last we see of him as a legitimate contender - Pimblett is young enough to come back from a setback but this would be a damaging one to drop.
They're calling this one the 'people's main event' and it is certainly capturing plenty of interest among casual and hardcore MMA fans alike. Pimblett, ranked 12 at lightweight, is looking to surge into the top 10 and would maybe be one more win away from the title shot. Nobody knew how good Pimblett was when he entered the UFC and tonight will be another major indication of the kind of career he'll have at the top level.
An absolute clinic from Rodriguez. He drops Pitbull in the last round with a one-two, short jab followed by right hand. Pitbull then absorbed some ungodly punishment with shots raining down from on high and savage elbows. He briefly threatened an armbar but Rodriguez slipped out and danced with his hands in the air knowing his night's work is done.
This should be an unbelievable fight. Pitbull is making his UFC debut having reached the pinnacle of the sport elsewhere, dominating over at Bellator. Rodriguez remains one of the most skilful and unpredictable stars at featherweight. This has fight of the night written all over it.
What a performance! Silva was so loose in there and looked like a champion in waiting tonight. He smashes up Mitchell on the feet, right hand to the chin, Mitchell shoots for a takedown but puts his neck in a dangerous area and pays the price. The American tapped but went unconscious anyway. Very impressive scrap.
Silva has the crowd barking in unison, that's been his thing this week. There's some bite to go with it in round one too. He tries to get a guillotine but Mitchell escapes. The American certainly had his moments with calf kicks and busier output over the first five minutes.
Mitchell, always one to spew out controversial, rogue and occasionally just idiotic points of view, has ramped up the interest in this one. He is elite on the ground and will be a real test tonight. Silva is looking to move to 5-0 in the UFC and is being tipped by many as a future champ.
Women's MMA's GOAT. She didn't know this was coming while sat in the crowd. A brilliant video of tributes and highlights was played on the big screen and the Brazilian broke down, overcome with the emotion of it. One of the most obvious and deserving HoF inclusions ever as she's inducted into the modern wing.
Reyes: 'I'm not back, I'm better! Fighting Krylov is no joke, he's a solid competitor, one of the hardest in the division. Losing sucked before but my faith kept me here and grounded, anything is going on in your life just keep going.
'I want to be in the top 10 now, one more then a title, let's go!'
Right, we're into the business end of the evening - the pre-lims were a mixed bag but there are five stellar match-ups on the main card now.
We begin with Nikita Krylov vs Dominick Reyes. Krylov is the favourite in this light-heavyweight showdown but Reyes has found form and confidence again since that infamous night against Jon Jones - that he and many others thought he won - before going on a losing skid.
It is slightly mental that the biggest walkout of the night doesn't belong to a fighter. President Trump, flanked by his granddaughter Kai, strolls out to roars from the Miami crowd and chants of 'USA'.
He laps up the acclaim, heads over to the commentary desk and shakes hands with Joe Rogan before exchanging a few words and heading to his seat for the evening.
If you're a betting man or woman, you might fancy a go on Pimblett to tap his man out later. The Baddy is elite on the ground but it seems unlikely Chandler will want the fight anywhere near that realm.
Mystic Mac is back with a prediction for the co-main event tonight - a cool half a million dollars and he's betting on Michael Chandler to win by 'brutal' KO. Pimblett is yet to taste defeat since entering the UFC.
Hooper controlled Miller for 15 minutes in a bit of a dull one, he says: 'I was hoping for a more exciting fight but Jim is so tough. I am here for finishes and sorry I didn't do that for you guys, I got my paycheck for my wife and baby. Honestly I'm tired of beating up the old guys, I want to fight one of the younger 155ers on the come up next.'
Julian Erosa kicked off the pre-lims with a first round win over Darren Elkins - an early up-kick changed the course of the fight and completely shook Elkins in that one.
Next up is Jim Miller, who is looking to add to his total of 27 UFC wins (the most ever), against young Chase Hooper, a 25-year-old baby-faced prospect who made his debut as a teenager.
They breed them tough in Australia, don't they? I guess they have more than their share of crocodiles too but it's the alligator that Volk fancies his chances against, probably tough to submit with a neck that size - do alligators have necks? Their whole body is kind of a neck. Not sure how we've gone this deranged this early in the night but it bodes well.
PRE-LIMS (first to last) -
Darren Elkins vs Julian Erosa
Jim Miller vs Chase Hooper
Yan Xiaonan vs Virna Jandiroba
Dan Ige vs Sean Woodson
MAIN CARD (first to last) -
Nikita Krylov vs Dominick Reyes
Bryce Mitchell vs Jean Silva
Yair Rodriguez vs Patricio Pitbull
Michael Chandler vs Paddy Pimblett
Alexander Volkanovski vs Diego Lopes
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